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squeaky clean

Earning Queen Bee in the NYT Spelling Bee with zero hints, counting both total words and total score. The criteria have shifted over time. Example: 'I quibied squeaky clean.' See also clean, clean gene.

term catalogued by the Screen Beat fan dictionary

20 mentions across 12 episodes, 2024-09-23 to 2026-10-22

Keeps company with: Quidcleangaping snorfwinter soldierKiv’s Peeveslater, Quaids

Where it comes from

Seth admits he checks total words and total score.

How the hosts use it

It comes up in the recurring 'Jack Black, spelling bee, spelling bee' segment, where the hosts report their daily NYT Spelling Bee results. They also trash-talk each other over it, as in 'in your face Seth'. The criteria vary: sometimes word count is allowed, sometimes not. Partial results are reported as 'three hints' or 'two hints'.

Written by the AI from the transcripts. Every sentence was checked against them, one by one (the full episode transcript wherever a sentence names one); 8 sentences that failed the check are left out. How the check works.

Every time it comes up

Ep. 26 Listener Q&A #1 2024-09-23

  • 16:18

    Andy: That you went on the hottest streak that maybe anyone's ever been on with Spelling Bee.

Ep. 83 The Curse 2025-10-28

  • 1:18:17

    I got motherfucking queen bee clean.

  • 1:18:51

    So you got clean B is what you got.

Ep. 89 Listener Q&A Episode 8 2025-12-09

  • 53:46

    So completely clean, clean, clean, squeaky clean. Right.

  • 56:13

    Andy: we were very likely all winter soldiering our little buns off last night.

Ep. 95 Golden Girls Theme 2026-01-13

  • 1:06:01

    Not only did I quibby clean, Seth, and you know what I'm about to say, I almost got it squeaky clean.

  • 1:06:05

    Andy: I almost got it squeaky clean, as they say

Ep. 94 Listener Q&A Episode 10 2026-01-20

  • 11:59

    a squeaky queen is the andiest thing Andy didn't say.

Ep. 107 Shy Ronnie 2: Ronnie & Clyde 2026-04-16

  • 55:08

    Andy: I did it a hundred percent clean as we call it squeaky clean, zero hints of any kind.

  • 55:10

    Andy: as we call it squeaky clean, zero hints of any kind

    explained

Ep. 110 What Was That? 2026-05-05

  • 47:47

    I got Queen Bee squeaky clean. I got it squeaky. Zero hints of any kind.

  • 47:48

    I got Queen Bee squeaky clean. I got it squeaky.

    explained

Ep. 124 The Roommate 2026-08-11

  • 46:48

    Andy: I got like three or four days in a row clean.

Ep. 126 Turtleneck & Chain Part 3 2026-08-27

  • 54:44

    Squeaky clean. It's the best feeling in the world.

  • 54:44

    Squeaky clean. It's the best feeling in the world.

Ep. 127 Turtleneck & Chain Part 4: Trouble on Dookie Island 2026-09-03

  • 56:00

    Andy: I got a squeaky. And then two days later, I got another squeaky.

  • 56:00

    Andy: I got a squeaky. And then two days later, I got another squeaky.

Ep. 129 Zach Looks for a New Assistant 2026-09-17

  • 34:19

    Monday was also clean.

Ep. 134 The Helen Mirren Episode 2026-10-22

  • 45:45

    Well, today I got it squeaky clean.

  • 45:45

    Well, today I got it squeaky clean.