The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast has 136 episodes of running jokes. This is the reference guide fans keep asking for: the AlmaNick, with a timestamp on everything.
Still from the episode video, via the podcast on YouTube
The phrase 'gaping snorf' is introduced in the Second Chance Theater version, where it became a catchphrase, and a cut to Lorne doing it is joked about.
I'm just a gaping snorf. Cut to Seth. Bewildered Seth. A gaping snorf.
Ep. 106, I Broke My Arm · 1:09:30
Ep. 135 Bill Hader 2026-10-29
The hosts welcome Bill Hader for a freeform episode that opens with the 'not the bees' scream from the Firehouse Incident sketch, leading into the Dancing in the Streets silent music video and Santana Shreds. They discuss Hader's Puppet Class sketch with Seth MacFarlane, his other Forte-era sketches including the vacuum cleaner salesman and Ryan Lochte's fall schedule review, and Mike O'Brien's one-man show, along with an old 'flat D' fart-filter product that the group ceremonially released as 'fart ghosts' in Encino. Fond SNL memories and writer credit corrections anchor the early stretch. Hader then swaps stories about the MacGruber house and the boner ghost, the Alexi and Renaldo doorman sketch with Fred Armisen, and their SNL table-read days. They cover his upcoming film The Cat in the Hat (November 6th, with Paula Pell), an opera-and-Spelling-Bee tangent, and comedy recommendations including SCTV and Che's special. The episode closes with the sign-off 'Later, Quaids.'
Words and bits coined in the newest episodes. Ones the AlmaNick has taken open their page; the rest show the line they were heard in.
Lore the hosts are reaching for more than usual across the last ten episodes.
squeaky clean in 4 of the last 10 · Earning Queen Bee in the NYT Spelling Bee with zero hints, counting both total words and total…
dinked in the doink in 2 of the last 10 · When copyrighted music sneaks into an episode, triggering a copyright strike that blocks ad…
Dave in 4 of the last 10 · Seth Meyers' role on the podcast, a nod to the Alvin and the Chipmunks character, as the…
later, Quaids in 8 of the last 10 · The podcast's official sign-off, a farewell that Arnold Schwarzenegger himself recorded at Seth…
quibi in 8 of the last 10 · Short for Queen Bee, adopted after a fan suggested it. Not the defunct streaming service Quibi.…
winter soldier in 4 of the last 10 · The reason anyone feels sore or worn out: the night before, they supposedly ran high-stakes combat…
Quaid A fan of the podcast, named after Samberg's SNL 'Kuato' bit, which riffed on Schwarzenegger's Douglas Quaid…
Quaid Army The name for the podcast's fans, and the phrase to shout at Seth Meyers or a Lonely Island member spotted in…
Queen Bee The top rank you can earn in the Spelling Bee game.
later, Quaids The podcast's official sign-off, a farewell that Arnold Schwarzenegger himself recorded at Seth Meyers'…
quibi Short for Queen Bee, adopted after a fan suggested it. Not the defunct streaming service Quibi. Example:…
clean Earning Queen Bee rank in The New York Times' Spelling Bee without using any hints.
Criterion Top praise for a Digital Short, good enough to join a hypothetical Criterion Collection of them. Example:…
righteous kill The call-and-response code among Quaids, answering 'Quaid Army.' Schaffer tried to popularize 'righteous' as…