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Episodes › Ep. 134 2026-10-22 · 47:34

The Helen Mirren Episode

Seth, Akiva and Jorma open the Helen Mirren episode with banter about Jorma's lateness, Seth's Jimmy Kimmel hat, and a Quaid comment roundup, then dig into the Flat-D fart neutralizer pads the hosts used at 30 Rock. They tease a Mary Shelley SNL sketch by Fred Armisen and Mulaney, and plug Gusto and the Alex's Lemonade Stand charity. The hosts go on to praise Armisen's Frankenstein sketch and his New York characters, then discuss the Crunk-Ass Easter Underground festival and Jason Sudeikis's Bongo's Clown Room strip club DJ sketch, including Ken Aymong's SNL legacy. They close with NYT Spelling Bee clean-score talk and an exchange with Sebastian Stan, ending on Later Quaids.

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  • Flat D “the flat d is the um fart neutralizer pad that you would put over your butt”

Shorts discussed: Mary Shelley sketch, Frankenstein (Fred Armisen sketch), Crunk-Ass Easter / Under-Underground, Strip Club (Bongo's Clown Room), Helen Mirren's Magical Bosom

Guests: Andy Samberg (Arrives late from a birthday party; referenced throughout…), Jorma Taccone (Joins late after saying he'd be a little late; central to…), Jack Cueto (Mentioned as someone Akiva met at a charity event; Cueto…)

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  1. Fans point here

    2:50

    1 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 6 likes.

    It delightfully confuses people in a way that's really... I'm enjoying it a great deal. I'm honestly racking my brain for what my rival would be. Yeah, who's your rival? Obviously, it's a Please Don't Destroy hat. You… — Seth
  2. Fans point here

    5:40

    2 YouTube comments timestamp this moment, 1 likes.

    And I think we're going to get, Yoram is going to join real fast. And I've got a lot to say about Yoram. Yeah, we did get a flash of Yoram. We saw Yoram. We did get a flash of Yoram, so we're trying to. A little tease.… — Seth
  3. Fans point here

    11:10

    1 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 3 likes.

    That's what you like to say. Yeah. Yeah. Will Kill You. I like to imagine guy one and guy two write their lyrics while lying on their stomachs, ankles crossed in the air on a bed, just giggling and high-fiving. Yeah.…
  4. Fans point here

    14:59

    1 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 3 likes.

    They somehow came with us to Encino, first off. I don't understand how that happened. Or maybe they started in Encino and came to 30 Rock. I don't know. Because they were helpful. But where he was deciding his genes…
  5. Competitive bathroom running from the office

    17:15

    The hosts recall competing to see how fast they could run to the bathroom and back during their writing days. It's a small taste of the 30 Rock office culture the group keeps returning to.

    Didn't we have, like, competitions as an adult? Like, I know I challenged myself to see how fast I could run to the bathroom
  6. Flat-D fart pads become a sponsor joke

    17:57

    The hosts give a deadpan 'free ad' for Flat-D Innovations, the charcoal-cloth fart neutralizer pads they used at SNL. The bit has become a recurring joke about the product's endorsement.

    Flat D Innovations. It's a market leader in manufacturing odor control products using activated charcoal cloth.
  7. Fans point here

    18:39

    1 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 3 likes.

    Their innovations allowed us to flourish. Support is also by Gusto. When you run a small business like I do, you don't just do the job, okay? You're also the hiring manager, the payroll department, the benefits team,…
  8. Louisa May Alcott tradition sets up Mary Shelley sketch

    22:16

    Seth introduces a Mary Shelley sketch by Fred Armisen and Mulaney, framed as the show's own literary tradition. It sets up the episode's main discussion.

    In the sort of Louisa May Alcott tradition, there is a Mary Shelley sketch, which I had not remembered
  9. Frank Stein name confusion

    24:55

    Fred Armisen's Frank Stein gets confused with the monster's name, a riff on the Frankenstein mix-up that the hosts find very funny.

    frank stein yeah truth be told mary that is a little similar
  10. Fred Armisen's Frankenstein sketch praised

    27:16

    The hosts laud Fred Armisen's timing and crisp performance in the Frankenstein sketch, calling it perfectly done.

    Fred is so fucking great.
  11. Fred's fire alarm bit

    28:49

    Jorma recalls Fred Armisen's bit as a PA-announced fire alarm message where he treats the announcement as urgent.

    This is important. We can't talk over this, okay, guys?
  12. Fans point here

    32:22

    6 YouTube comments timestamp this moment, 5 likes.

    Well, every time I hear it on your show, I feel like I'm being ripped off, you know? I've heard you guys do that on your show, you know? How do you do it on my show? It's like a butt rock kind of voice, you know? You…
  13. Hauser-style voice accusation

    32:38

    The hosts joke about a monster-truck rally voice bit, accusing others of copying it, in a riff about John Oliver's show.

    I think he's thinking of John Oliver.
  14. Crunk-Ass Easter festival sketch

    36:32

    The Crunk-Ass Easter sketch parodies underground music festivals and gets funnier as it piles on absurd bits.

    Shocking how good it is for being just the same sketch
  15. Sudeikis strip club DJ closer

    36:45

    Jason Sudeikis's strip club DJ character is typically a show closer, which the hosts argue is a perfect five-to-one sketch.

    Often a show closer. I think maybe exclusively a show closer.
  16. Sudeikis's patient timing

    38:03

    The hosts praise Sudeikis for his patience, noting he smiles at his own audacity.

    he's so patient in this sketch that he's smiling at his own audacity.
  17. Ken Aymong, SNL line producer

    40:46

    Ken Aymong was SNL's beloved line producer who oversaw cuts and budgets, often written into sketches as a buffet guy.

    Ken Aymong, the beloved line producer at SNL.
  18. Seth respects Ken Aymong

    41:30

    Seth calls Ken Aymong the person he most respects for knowing how to do his job, and says he was the most excited to see at SNL's 50th.

    It's the most I've respected a person for knowing how to do their job
  19. Watch the whole thing

    Under-Underground: Crunk-Ass Easter Festival - SNL

    41:31

    The hosts play this one in 2 parts from 41:31 (156 seconds of it in all, talking over the rest). Watch the whole thing here, from Saturday Night Live on YouTube.

    Saturday Night Live on YouTube

  20. Helen Mirren joke in the strip club sketch

    43:11

    Tanya is described with a joke referencing Helen Mirren, a riff that the hosts tie back to the episode's theme.

    Here's Helen Mirren. She's been here since the place opened in 1970.
  21. Watch the whole thing

    Strip Club - Saturday Night Live

    44:47

    The hosts play this one in 5 parts from 44:47 (360 seconds of it in all, talking over the rest). Watch the whole thing here, from Saturday Night Live on YouTube.

    Saturday Night Live on YouTube

  22. Helen Mirren's Magical Bosom short

    45:01

    A short titled Helen Mirren's Magical Bosom is teased, with a cliffhanger that Andy will explain the sketch's origin next week.

    It's called Helen Mirren's Magical Bosom.
  23. Squeaky clean Spelling Bee

    45:46

    The hosts report NYT Spelling Bee results using the squeaky clean term, a callback to their word-game lingo.

    Well, today I got it squeaky clean.
  24. Genius clean and Queen Bee

    46:15

    Seth says he got genius clean but not Queen Bee, using terms from the NYT Spelling Bee ranking system.

    I got genius clean. I didn't, obviously, queen B.

    Goes back to Queen Bee, Ep. 8, 18:30, Seth: By the way, I also got, he didn't tell me to check my phone, but he also got Queen Bee on the spelling bee, which he texted me right before this started.

  25. Sebastian Stan's Later Quaids

    47:04

    Sebastian Stan, the Winter Soldier, recorded a Later Quaids sign-off after appearing on Late Night with Seth Meyers.

    I mentioned to him backstage, I was like, hey, I do a podcast on the Lonely Island.
  26. Later, Quaids sign-off

    ~47:37

    The show's official parting words, Later Quaids, closes the episode with a clip from Sebastian Stan.

    Later, Quaid.
People and sketches mentioned (26)

Jimmy Kimmel Carl Tartt Louisa May Alcott Mary Shelley Derek Jeter James Norton John Malkovich Fred Armisen Fred Armisen Jason Sudeikis Ken Aymong Jack Cueto Sebastian Stan John Oliver Jimmy Kimmel Dave Grohl Hugh Jackman

Mary Shelley sketch Pen 15 Frankenstein Crunk-Ass Easter Strip Club Helen Mirren's Magical Bosom Hot Rod Little Women Friends

Source: whisperx-v2+speakers transcript, read by anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5 on 2026-10-24; audio timestamps mapped to the YouTube cut by word alignment. Timestamps shown are YouTube time. Report a bad pop-up.