Quaid

Seth: This is the first episode of a new podcast

Seth: Thanks for listening.

Guess what, dudes? I'm half the podcast.

We're all still here, Seth.

give us a list of people

Seth: It's found its audience over the years and people really like it.

Seth: Quatto is a mutant who lives in the stomach of a character that you've seen for most of the movie in The Resistance on Mars

Jorma: Our version of Quado calls everyone Quaid.

Seth: Any of you quades got a smint?

Akiva: we were talking about the Quaids

Seth: Love you guys. Love you.

Can I say something on a personal note? Oh, Jesus.

Seth: And this is cool.

Seth: Thanks for the MacGruber takeover.

People do not call us that at the show.

Seth: I rewatched Quado 2 today. It's a masterpiece.

any of you quades got a smint?

any of you quades got a smint? My breath is kicking harder than Adam Vinatieri.

Yeah, Daryl comes out as Arnold Schwarzenegger.

This is the end of another podcast.

I love you guys.

Seth: I know how much Andy likes burritos.

Seth: I'm a neighbor. I'm seeing a little dog being arrested by the police.

Yeah, Yoram, despite everything, we love you.

I did get queen B today.

Seth: myself, Andy Samberg, and Akiva Schaffer have a new podcast that just came out about the Lonely Island

Seth: We are going to split up our Incredibad episode into two parts.

Austin has a question.

Akiva: Murder, she wrote.

Jorma: I really did want people to start calling each other Quades.

Jorma: I really did want people to start calling each other Quades.

Akiva: So are Quades our little monsters?

Seth: Seth: And then another crazy thing in this sketch, we obviously talked about Jeff Montgomery and the Halloween show, the Jon Hamm Halloween show

It's Quatto in the house.

Seth: Forever, you're Quadey.

why is he calling everybody Quades?

that was Arnold Schwarzenegger's character's name in Total Recall

when we started referring to ourselves as the Quaid Army, I, for some reason, thought that it was a reference to like Randy Quaid

thought that it was a reference to like Randy Quaid, Dennis Quaid.

We're all a bunch of Quaids.

Seth: Douglas Quaid's real name is Houser, just like Doogie Houser.

Hi guys, Jack Quaid here. Thank you so much for letting me send a voice memo in.

Hi guys, Jack Quaid here. Thank you so much for letting me send a voice memo in.

I did see some of the comments and I saw that people were correcting us that the alter ego of Douglas Quaid is actually Carl Hauser.

Akiva: the alter ego of Douglas Quaid is actually Carl Hauser

It's very difficult, but we do it for the Quades.

It's very difficult, but we do it for the Quades.

Hey, maybe some of the Quades were tired. Write in with your comments.

Because Quade is one of them that now has caught on.

Seth: Jack Quaid's real-life mom, Meg Ryan

Seth: Jack Quaid's real-life mom, Meg Ryan, was Goose's wife.

Hey, Quades. Hey, Quades, loving the pod

You know, we've got some time. It never aired, you know?

Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.

Andy: I attended the first ever Culturistas Awards last night.

Later, Quades. Love you, Quades.

I hope he's Quaid Army.

Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.

Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.

he played that weirdo artist in Girls

Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.

Hi, this is Nikayla Matthews-Oconee from Side Hustle Pro.

At the, at the peak is you are a, you are a member of Quaid army and good standing.

Seth: Quaid Army to know, I think one of the reasons

Hey, Quades, let us know.

Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.

Akiva: And I guess I want to put it to the quades.

Akiva: We're looking for the boombox demo with Andy singing.

You guys are in the burn zone tonight.

Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.

any of you Quades got a smint, and it's Bill Hader, and then it's Andy's face is Quado.

Later, Arnold. Later, Quates.

Later, Arnold. Later, Quates.

Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.

Seth: I figure if there were anyone who could maybe figure this out, it would be this crack team of quades.

Seth: I figure if there were anyone who could maybe figure this out, it would be this crack team of quades.

First off, we love our Quaid.

This is my design, hand-embroidered with cotton floss on a Vietnam-era U.S. Army jacket.

Akiva: Keith thought you might like this custom-made, font-accurate license plate frame.

Gremlins is not child appropriate, according to many quades

Gremlins is not child appropriate, according to many quades, because one of the characters says that Santa isn't real.

I'm just glad I have somebody like the Questlove to be on my side about that great girl.

Later, Quage. You're definitely not going to be in comedy jail after that.

Later, Quaids. Love you guys.

Akiva: Also the Quaid, I don't remember the name who sent in the question

Akiva: it was about 56 and lennox that everybody wanted to ride in chester's car was going to 56 and lennox

Love you, Quaids. Take it away, Arnold.

So Just You Guys is a video we made four of.

Akiva: seeing 20 years ago is wild on YouTube because YouTube barely existed.

Akiva: Seeing 20 years ago is wild on YouTube because YouTube barely existed.

Later, Arnold. Later, Quids.

Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.

Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.

Seth: absolutely insane to see my old MS Paint Windows movie maker

Seth: Are you actually Quaid Army or did you get tipped off?

Stay up here, though. Oh, okay. Oh, they're already up here.

Oh, we have 56 seconds. I think we'll probably just have to wrap it up, you guys.

Seth: Which Quaid has been waiting for this one?

Just go to the apps app and download Netflix. The apps app?

Akiva: The people who listen to this pod are Quaid Army.

they're all Quaids. That's why she said.

Akiva: He's finally not the weirdo, you know?

Seth: When all four of us are on the pod, it's called a quado, but spelled with a D, not a T.

Quade gulp, it's a quump.

Seth: Hey, you recognize him right oh my god yeah

Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.

Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.

For the quids and quades.

Hot Rod, fucking MacGruber, fucking Popstar.

I hope we talked some quades into a theatrical experience this coming weekend.

Akiva: Just like the Quades are going to be running into the theater so that Jorm doesn't have to run from his emotions.

Akiva: Just like the Quades are going to be running into the theater so that Jorm doesn't have to run from his emotions.

Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.

Seth: Today I had the great honor of reaching out to an old friend to inform her that you were playing her I Think I Might Have Killed the President fan video on the pod.

Seth: She always called you Yorm long before the rest of the world knew that was what true Quades called you.

Seth: that was what true Quades called you

Seth: I was the Quaid on the train this Friday. I feel like I unintentionally threw him off his rhythm.

Seth: me total recall stuff wife the movie question mark me it's the name of the character from the movie wife

We talked about how Aussies would be quants.

Now check out the slick version.

Shout out to the Quades.

Akiva: Daiquiri Girl was a miss and a swing.

Seth: Which also Quaid sent in.

Seth: multiple quades of course pointed out pop star colon never stop never stopping

Open your mind, quids.

Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.

Later, Arnold. Later, Quades. Later, Ghostface.

Later, Quades. Later, Ghostface.

Seth: for the quades, start at zero minutes, zero seconds.

Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.

Akiva: I got a lot of really nice Quaid armies there.

When you get some good Quaid armies, you want to shout them back out.

Andy: As a reminder to the Quades listening, Cool Hot Dog is what we call our friend Colin Hanks.

Jorma: I love it when you call me Paul Barman a lot of love for the Quamplings

Jorma: a lot of love for the Quamplings which is I think what the Quades are calling your kids now

Akiva: Hello, fellas. Quaid Army here.

It's actually my fault. It's a scansion thing. She is saying it's like the tide always falls. Falling and rising.

Your many, many quades talked about how they also got choked up

Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.

All right, we're talking about the creep, you guys.

All right, we're talking about the creep, you guys.

Righteous kill like that's the salute. Righteous kill Quaid.

Righteous kill Quaid.

Later, Arnold. Later, Quades. Later, Keef. Later, fellas.

Later, Quades. Later, Keef. Later, fellas.

Quaidorum. All four of us were here. A quaidorum.

Quades. Quades, let loose on your arm.

Jorma: I had a couple Quaid sightings

it's a shout out to the quids, guys. I meant to say quids earlier.

Later, Arnold. Later, Quaids.

Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.

Later, Quades. Later, Stewie.