Episodes › Ep. 62 2025-06-03 · 50:33
Property of the Queen
Episode 62 covers the Digital Short "Property of the Queen," the Jonas Brothers collaboration that aired right after "I'm On a Boat." The hosts digress into Finnish sauna song talk, NYPD Blue trivia from Alan Sepinwall, and listener questions about "I'm On a Boat," including its live Jimmy Fallon and Roots performances, along with Popstar's Netflix return and a voice note from Liz Schaffer. Fans will remember the "dibble" and "Dave/three Alvins" lore and that voice note. The discussion then moves to listener questions about Lonely Island slang, including righteous kill, MLD/NLD, dibbles, pegs, AMPM's "too much good stuff," and breakfast defector, followed by a listener's kid story and a Sir Mix-a-Lot Photoshop and Alec Baldwin show recap. The main segment examines the short's VHS/DVD joke, its Highlander-era songs, and the Lorne hot air balloon scramble. Fans will also recall the dibble/peg code system and the origin of "too much good stuff."
Heard here, not in the AlmaNick yet
- Tays all day “tays all day me and my wife then girlfriend sorry i don't know what that means”
- coffee crawdad “me and andy in particular and also keeve used to call coffee crawdad but that didn't really spread”
Shorts discussed: I'm On a Boat, Popstar, Property of the Queen, Sir Mix-a-Lot's Photoshop, Jerry and Carl return (Carol, hold my calls), Hot Air Balloon Rides (Virgania Horsen's)
Guests: Jack McBrayer (Mentioned as a 30 Rock connection to the Jonas Brothers;…)
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Pop-ups (26 · 6 fan picks from YouTube comments)
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Seth comes prepared
1:41Seth announces he came in with a plan, which the hosts tease as a different Seth. He says the episode would be pretty dull if they just winged the short, since they have little to say about it.
I came in prepared today. This is going to be a different Seth.
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Fans point here
1:412 YouTube comments timestamp this moment, 38 likes.
Quick little notes, because I will say, I came in prepared today. This is going to be a different Seth. Well, part of it is I felt as though if we just winged it with this short, it would be a pretty dog episode. I…
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Fans point here
9:004 YouTube comments timestamp this moment, 13 likes.
That's a mashup I'm interested in. I'm just glad that they mentioned 100 degrees because when my brother was out in Finland, we checked the temperature. Nobody was in the sauna, so people weren't going in and out. So…
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Fans point here
16:241 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 5 likes.
Why were you doing it live? Why were you doing I'm a Boat live on Fallon? Were you promoting something? Was it Popstar? No, I think we were promoting the album. You're talking about the classroom instruments or you're…
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Popstar's Netflix return
19:42Popstar had been hard to stream for years, bouncing between platforms and often only available to rent. Akiva Schaffer recalls wishing it had been on Netflix at release, believing wider reach could have helped the film.
The moment it came out and people didn't see it in theaters, we were like, God, I wish it was on Netflix right now
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Andy's coffee answer
21:43Asked what coffee Andy drinks, Andy says he used to be a Tay guy, getting Tays at the office in New York, and now gets his beans from Go Get Em Tiger.
And now I get my beans from Go Get Em Tiger.
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Liz Schaffer's voice note
23:45Akiva Schaffer's wife Liz recorded a voice note on which Lonely Island video she finds hottest. She picks 'YOLO' as her top, and says she has a type that is more nuanced than just looking good in 'I'm On a Boat.'
My top hot Akiva vids for Lonely Island is YOLO.
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Liz's Stork Patrol pick
23:58Liz Schaffer names 'Stork Patrol' as an older favorite of Akiva. She notes she met him about two years after the short aired, which she thinks makes the comment less creepy.
And then old school, I love him in Stork Patrol.
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Liz and the Chipmunks
24:37Liz says she is a 'Simon gal' out of the Chipmunks, the reference the hosts keep tying back to the three Alvins framing of The Lonely Island.
Out of all of the chipmunks, I'm a Simon gal.
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Jackal references
26:33The hosts riff on the Jackal, the anonymous mythic figure in Allison Janney's West Wing performance and in clips, with Akiva saying it is a widely passed-around web clip.
the jackal is also like a passed around. It's like Kim Cattrall doing her jazz.
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Fans point here
26:472 YouTube comments timestamp this moment, 6 likes.
You mean the people who comment on my YouTube page? Grammar jackals? I feel like if you ignore them after talking a lot about jackals, that it might be a bad move on your part. I kind of wanted to maybe teach them a…
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Flippy floppies: a listener's I'm on a Boat coinage
30:23A listener notes the phrase 'flippy floppies' spread from the I'm on a Boat lyrics into everyday speech, a sign of how far the song traveled.
I've always called them flippy floppies post I'm on a boat.
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Me likey that: a Jorma coinage that became MLD
31:43'Me likey that' started as a Jorma phrase, was shortened to MLD in editing, and later inspired the song in Popstar.
This came from Yorm, I believe, but we say me likey that a lot.
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NLD: no likey dat as editing shorthand
32:06An editor adopted the opposite phrase, 'no likey dat' (NLD), so the mixing-room shorthand spread to the editing bay.
And then my editor recently started saying NLD for no likey that.
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Dibbles, pegs, and the mixing code system
32:14In mixing, a dibble was a decibel; a peg was four dibbles, and half a peg two. The hosts built a whole code and it got muddled.
We used to have a lot of things in mixing with decibels, with dBs, with dibbles.
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Peg as four dibbles
32:34Taking something down a peg meant four dibbles, the mixing unit the group reused for volume notes.
I remember that a peg, if you were going to take something down a peg, it was four dibbles.
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Fans point here
37:251 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 5 likes.
All right, we're going to get to the short, but a few quick things in the Alec Baldwin show. I'm going to give you the title of a sketch. You guys tell me what you think it's about. Do you think you can do it on just…
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Sir Mix-a-Lot's Photoshop sketch
37:38Sir Mix-a-Lot's Photoshop has the Alec Baldwin show host performing new lyrics to the song about enlarging photographed butts.
Sir Mix-a-Lot's Photoshop.
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Property of the Queen: the Jonas Brothers short
40:38Property of the Queen is a Jonas Brothers short that aired right after I'm on a Boat, featuring glam-band songs the Jonases already had written.
What is the name of this digital short again? Property of the Queen.
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Following a hit is harder
41:05Seth warns comedy writers that following a big hit is not easier; the Jonas short came right after I'm on a Boat.
the biggest mistake you can make is thinking of the last thing you do is going to be the next thing you do.
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The Jonases brought the songs
41:55The Jonas Brothers already had glam-band songs written, so the hosts built the premise around their existing music.
And they had all these songs already written, pretty much.
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Short unavailable online
43:46Property of the Queen isn't on YouTube, which the hosts find odd given the comment interest in other shorts.
Is this one not online?
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Fans point here
43:541 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 3 likes.
It would be fun to see how many less views it has than the Finnish sauna song. So I'd like to find it in my text thread and because it's not online, do our... Oh yeah, do Stop Start. I will say a lot of compliments on…
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The VHS and DVD player gag
45:33In the short, the jig is up, and the guy pulls out a VHS tape only to find a DVD player, a joke the hosts say aged strangely.
And I have the VHS tape to prove it.
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Ask the Wizard and Bill Hader's Tulsa roots
49:29A wizard in the short is a fellow from Tulsa, the hosts say, explaining Bill Hader's laid-back persona.
Basically one of his old buddies from Tulsa in a wizard costume with a beard.
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Jack McBrayer and the Jonases' 30 Rock link
50:39Jack McBrayer is in the monologue because it references 30 Rock, where he met the Jonas Brothers; they're friends to this day.
Jack McBrayer is in the monologue, because the monologue is about 30 Rock.
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Rung as three dibbles
51:41Jorma corrects the record: a rung is three dibbles, though the group mostly used half pegs in practice.
a rung was three dibbles. Take it down a peg, take it up a peg, take it up a rung.
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AMPM situation: Too Much Good Stuff
51:55Jorma's phrase 'AMPM situation' borrows the mini-mart slogan 'Too Much Good Stuff' to describe anything awesome.
oh, it's like an AM, PM situation. ... too much good stuff.
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Breakfast defector, a Taco Bell echo
52:14Andy's 'breakfast defector' line comes from Taco Bell's ad campaign and is used for doing something bold.
Oh, Andy has one about Taco Bell, too. Just talking about being breakfast defectors.
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Think outside the bun
52:26Jorma sincerely uses 'let's think outside the bun' without irony, a phrase others have since adopted.
And I do legitimately, without any humor anymore, say, let's think outside the bun.
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Hot air balloon: an emergency on-air add
53:18Commercial parody Hot Air Balloon Rides was added on-air as filler when the show ran short, not part of the dress plan.
that's an added on air, meaning it wasn't a dress.
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Lorne's frantic hunt for the balloon sketch
53:58Lorne ran through the halls to find the Horsen's tape, and the hosts say it's the happiest they've seen him since the 50th.
And Lorne was like, I'll get it. And he was like running down the hallway.
People and sketches mentioned (28)
Greg Chun Alan Sepinwall Stephen Bochco David Milch Janet Jackson Allison Janney Eddie Redmayne T-Pain Jimmy Fallon Greg Chun Jeremy Lorne Michaels Bill Hader Alec Baldwin Jack McBrayer Janja Horsens Richard Simmons
NYPD Blue The West Wing Age of Mythology Frasier Stork Patrol YOLO Property of the Queen Sir Mix-a-Lot's Photoshop Jerry and Carl return Lazy Sunday I'm on a Boat
Source: whisperx-v2+speakers transcript, read by anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5 on 2026-10-24; audio timestamps mapped to the YouTube cut by word alignment. Timestamps shown are YouTube time. Report a bad pop-up.