Quaid Army

It's resigies. Resigie from the thing.

no quaid army at all

Seth: Andy is here once again because of SNL.

Seth: Inside is Griff Banks.

Seth: Inside is Griff Banks.

Dear the hosts of the Lonely Island and Seth Meyers podcast

Andy: I feel irresponsible, but I haven't watched Extreme Activities Challenge.

Love you guys. Laters.

Akiva, when it came out, or when it was not even out yet, the movie Righteous Kill, said he was going to try and start that as a thing.

Seth: If you were walking down the street, Andy, and saw a father-daughter wearing t-shirts that said, hey, Quaid, got any smits

Hey, thanks for being part of Quaid Army. That's what Keeve wants.

Seth: So to the Quaid Army out there, I would just like to say...

Seth: to the Quaid Army out there, I would just like to say...

Did you guys call on Quaid Army? Weigh in.

Rest in peace, Val. Rest in peace.

Just looking at the Lonely Myers pod Instagram and it has 949 comments about the vest.

Just looking at the Lonely Myers pod Instagram and it has 949 comments about the vest.

when we started referring to ourselves as the Quaid Army, I, for some reason, thought that it was a reference to like Randy Quaid

Akiva: The one we've always talked about was Laser Cats.

It could just be as simple as a color. Like, the color is periwinkle.

Akiva: And he's like, I loved it. What was the color?

Righteous kill, I should say. Sorry, Quaid Army. Righteous kill.

Squid Army. That's cool. You don't even know the name of our army.

Amy Poehler: I listen to it every week. Quaid Army forever. That's really become a thing.

Amy Poehler: I listen to it every week. Quaid Army forever. That's really become a thing. Righteous Kill.

And you know what? Shout out to Quaid Army, really.

we won the People's Choice Webby. Thank you, Quaid Army.

Seth: The funniest comment about Quaid Army is someone said, wait, when did we start getting called the Quaid Army?

said, Quaid Army. Oh, shit. That's good. It's like Fight Club now.

we watch a closer look every night.

You just go, Quaid Army. Quaid Army. Hey, Quaid Army.

Okay. Well, we missed you.

Seth: dude leans in, gives me a Quaid army

Seth: I think obviously the obvious thing from now on is if anybody says Quaid Army to you, I think you just say righteous kill.

Hi guys, Jack Quaid here. Thank you so much for letting me send a voice memo in.

It just kept building and then Quaid Army became a thing and it became somewhat of a problem for me

Quaid Army became a thing and it became somewhat of a problem for me

I don't have a smint. Quaid Army for life, righteous kill, all the things.

Akiva: We have a pitch for merch, which would be a box of smints, but the logo says Quaid Army.

Seth: Yes, we are doing it for Quaid Army.

Akiva: I'd like to say the Quaid Army, if you have a correction like that, just keep it to yourself.

Akiva: if you have a correction like that, just keep it to yourself.

this is Yorma's sister-in-law, Emily, or as the Quaid army might know me, the girl who acted like she'd never seen a 10 before in Lazy Sunday.

as the Quaid army might know me

I used to be Quaid Army until they ripped me off.

I used to be Quaid Army until they ripped me off.

We've never actually called on you, Quaid Army, but this is it.

Seth: Quade Army is like top three right now.

Seth: he did want to wear a Quaid Army shirt and his stylist wouldn't let him.

Seth: he did want to wear a Quaid Army shirt and his stylist wouldn't let him.

Akiva: The true members of Quaid Army, you know, they better be.

Seth: we all know to say righteous kill.

Okay. Quaid Army, unless it was Akiva's.

Jorma: both me and Andy have seen your movie and not blowing smoke here. It's fucking great.

I consider the Quaid Army my family.

Andy: someone just yelled Quaid army

Andy: someone just yelled Quaid army, uh, ... Righteous kill!

Seth: Seth: And at the end of the interview, he said, Quaid Army.

Seth: And at the end of the interview, he said, Quaid Army.

Stephanie Beatriz: they told me that my callback was going to be with Andy, and I was like, oh, no, I'm not going to get it because I threw it on the ground.

Akiva: I got some really nice Quaid armies.

Did you Righteous Kill? Oh, of course.

Jorma: I got a really good Quaid Army from a kid who I was stopping to ask directions on the lot

Seth: How do you spell Quaid? It's Q-U-A-I-D.

Andy: a lot of Quaid armies hurled at me out there.

Jorma: we've now changed the title is now Over Your Dead Body.

Seth: Do you know who multiple members of the Kuwait army have said is is kind of doing a victory lap right now?

Seth: members of the Kuwait army have said

Jorma: our listeners are called Quaid Army.

do you remember Total Recall?

Quaid Army made a Quaid Army vest for Jorma that he's currently wearing in a hospital bed.

Yeah, Kwait Army. It says Kwait Army on it.

She had just volunteered that. She was riffing.

Can you see this line here? One more fistful of fiddle faddle, and I'm popping out of my spanks.

Seth: A lot of people have been sending in merch ideas, and I want to show you this one.

Seth: A lot of people have been sending in merch ideas, and I want to show you this one.

Oh, it's Frisbee's bones holding a Frisbee.

That says Quaid Army.

Somebody said we should call our next Q&A QA Q&A, because it's a Kuwait Army Q&A.

Akiva: He did say he was just at a restaurant like five minutes ago and got a Quaid Army.

Akiva: got a Quaid Army

Seth: I was excited and about to shout Quaid Army.

Seth: I wanted to walk out and then peek my head into this.

Andy: The Quades always say, leave it shaggy. Leave it shaggy.

Akiva: and then i was like oh fuck i gotta say so he was already like 10 steps away by the time i went right just go

Akiva: he was already like 10 steps away by the time i went right just go

At the, at the peak is you are a, you are a member of Quaid army and good standing.

At the, at the peak is you are a, you are a member of Quaid army and good standing.

Jorma: We get more texts from this guy than, than most Quaid army.

Seth: I thought you guys might be interested in how many times Keeve or Jorm mentioned how many times they weren't there this week.

What's up, guys? It's Akiva, Quaid Army, big fan, love the pod.

What's up, guys? It's Akiva, Quaid Army, big fan, love the pod. Jon Hamm, so sorry to miss you.

Seth: it's the dream to have a guy from the actual military say, Quade Army.

Akiva: Seth, there's a conspiracy that Seth uncovered happening over at New York Times Games.

Akiva: Seth, there's a conspiracy that Seth uncovered happening over at New York Times Games.

Jorma: I absolutely love all of our fans, and I love you guys.

Jorma: I absolutely love all of our fans, and I love you guys.

Jorma: here's we got quite a few Quaid Army shirts this one is that's a really nice one

Seth: I do a Q&A every night on my show. I've mentioned I'm getting a lot of Quaid armies.

Seth: we should reply Righteous Merc, based on our conversation.

Seth: we should reply Righteous Merc, based on our conversation.

Seth: Yeah, I feel like this is maybe the era where Lorne is now a little high on Andy's supply.

Jorma: For all our winter soldiers of the Quaid Army.

Seth: and I would even venture to say that more than one of them said Quaid Army to me.

Andy: For someone who claims to care about Quaid Army Yhorm, that was pretty fucking cold, dude.

This is my design, hand-embroidered with cotton floss on a Vietnam-era U.S. Army jacket.

Akiva: Keith thought you might like this custom-made, font-accurate license plate frame.

Akiva: I am a 14-year-old human being who dressed up as your old boss, Lorne Michaels, for Halloween.

Akiva: I am a 14-year-old human being who dressed up as your old boss, Lorne Michaels, for Halloween.

Questlove: I'm such a geek for the guys that I've learned early if I show too much geek, then people will run away.

Quaid Army over here. Righteous kill.

Quaid Army over here. Righteous kill.

Questlove: how committed i am to quaid army

Questlove: i should be locking film today i i kind of told a white lie

John Kamen is not Quaid Army.

So you are now commissioned officers in Quaid Army.

So you are now commissioned officers in Quaid Army.

So you are now commissioned officers in Quaid Army.

Seth: You crushed a righteous kill on the carpet.

I was late with the righteous kill.

Seth: they made me a Quaid Army challenge coin, but it's specific to me.

Seth: they made me a Quaid Army challenge coin, but it's specific to me.

Akiva: I got to meet you.

Seth: Quaid Army, help me out.

Seth: Quaid Army, help me out.

Did he grease your palm with it?

Hey fellas, it's Greg Chun here, your jingle writing guy.

Seth: Connor wrote in, Hello, my name is Connor. I and my girlfriend Lauren and I are huge fans of Andy Samberg.

I'm just a little old Jewish grandmother, but I'm a big fan.

I'm just a little old Jewish grandmother, but I'm a big fan.

I'm like, the fuck is a quaid?

Akiva: Righteous Gil, Quaid Army, Sam.

Akiva: We got a lot of positive feedback about the Q&As last episode

Seth: people tell me how much that their Quaid Army, they like how even handed it's been.

their Quaid Army, they like how even handed it's been.

Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.

Hey, everyone. Amy Poehler here, a member of the Quaid Army and a righteous kill to all.

Amy Poehler here, a member of the Quaid Army

Akiva: The people who listen to this pod are Quaid Army.

Akiva: The people who listen to this pod are Quaid Army.

Seth: a quulp is when you have to gulp a member of the Quaid Army

Great to have the Quado together.

Seth: we were saying like how people have to say Quaid Army to us and then we say righteous kill.

Gaping snorf. You did it wrong.

Seth: some people have been yelling out Quaid Army to him

Seth: Jack Quaid has been doing press, and some people have been yelling out Quaid Army to him.

Seth: He's like, no, I started kind of a militia, mom. It's not a cult, but it is there for us if we need it.

Akiva: when someone yelled Quaid Army, almost the entire place did it.

Say hey, it's the Quaid Army.

Seth: Today, it's just Seth and Yorm. Woo! More of me.

It's like, oh, righteous kill. And then somebody shouts it out again. You're like, oh, yeah, righteous kill.

Seth: We established two weeks ago that British members of Quaid Army are called quids.

And I got my one son has a friend on the train.

And then he goes, Quaid Army.

And then he goes, Quaid Army.

Seth: I'm very happy to report Scott from Seattle sent me what is my second bottle of Martinelli's sparkling apple juice.

We like sports and we don't care who knows.

Seth: I got a voice note from Kristen

I'm in the Quaid Army, guys. I'm in it. And I love you.

Oh, my God. Righteous kill. Righteous kill.

Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.

I've got a few really nice Quaid armies, though, out in these streets.

I got a Sherman Oaks Quaid army yesterday. Oh, a Shermstick.

Got a couple of Quaid armies. Zero gulp.

Seth: And I feel like I shot back a finger gun righteous kill like the coolest dude in New York City.

This is turning into the Qualtons?

yelled, Quaid Army. Unfortunately, it was met by a what?

Seth: they did quietly quaid army while you were leaving

Seth: quietly quaid army while you were leaving

Seth: So Quaid Army, we are going to make this a two-parter.

Seth: the question to Quaid Army is when you hear Akon is I just had sex the first song you think of.

Seth: I really like the very short YouTube comments that just feel like the economy of the writing is really nice.

I reached out to Taron and asked him if he had any memories about Maryville.

Quaid Army. Yay. Righteous kill. Righteous kill.

Hello, Quaid Army. It's Akiva. Hi.

Hey, Righteous Kel. You beat me to it. Quaid Army. Do I have to say it each time?

Akiva: I got a lot of really nice Quaid armies there. So shout out to the Quaid army

Akiva: I got a lot of really nice Quaid armies there. So shout out to the Quaid army

Hello, fellas. Quaid Army here.

As a dutiful member of the Kuwait Army and a Peewee Herman fan

Akiva: or Quaid for fans of the Seth Meyers podcast.

Akiva: or Quaid for fans of the Seth Meyers podcast.

Offer only available to members of the Quaid Army.

Seth: Quaid Army, I have a question on Keith's second verse.

Seth: Righteous kill is now officially a thing.

Hey, by the way, Quaid Army.

Oh, Righteous Kill. Righteous Kill, Quaid.

Hello everybody, it's Akiva. Sorry I couldn't make the episode this week

Lonely and then Island. Well, there's one in between. There's an elk in between. Sure.

Shut the fuck up!

Quaid Army, he wrote me.

Double Quaid Army.

Seth: Every time I hear the song jizz in my pants, I silently sing to myself an alternate lyric.

Quaid Army, I spent my lunch today

going out to all the quades in the house

Hey Quades, it's Akiva.

All right, you have your instructions, Quaid Army.

Seth: Elton John being too excited about the Sting orgasm joke and flubbing is an example of premature ejoculation.

Seth: from people based on me saying, I need to learn how to play Magic the Gathering