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Episodes › Ep. 75 2025-09-02 · 1:05:31

Firelight (Taylor Swift)

Episode 75 opens with Jorma Taccone's ladder fall and recovery update, then covers Andy's Roses press, a Raw Deal Arnold clip, a Dirty Harry dog-fart clip, and a Vulture tennis-scene ranking. It moves to the Firelight Digital Short, a Twilight parody starring Taylor Swift, with the hosts critiquing its beats and recalling the set, where Akiva's dad and Taylor's mom were on hand. Seth and Akiva's writing collaboration and the 'clicks' bits follow, along with Seth's initial underrating of Taylor's monologue song. The Bunny Business digital short, a fake animated-film soundtrack impression parade featuring Andy's Randy Newman, Robert Smith, and Mr. Jones/Adam Duritz impressions, comes next, plus a late voice note from Rob Klein. The episode closes with listener shoutouts, the 'Quaid bump' concept, and a send-off where Jorm is wished well.

Quaid ArmyQueen Beelater, Quaidsquibihit us in the tittusQuaid bumpdem clicksFoggy London Townchase clicksquibbiedimpression paradekick us in the dickus

Shorts discussed: Firelight, Firelight (Taylor Swift), Bunny Business

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Pop-ups (18 · 6 fan picks from YouTube comments)

  1. Opening incident: a member's injury

    0:14

    Seth opens by addressing an incident involving one of the members. Jorma Taccone later explains he was hurt falling from a ladder while painting a barn.

    we've had an incident with one of our members that we want to address right off the top.
  2. Fans point here

    4:36

    1 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 180 likes.

    My sacrum has detached from my spine. By the way, all of this sounds worse than it is. Have we said, have we told people he's in the hospital bed right now? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm in a hospital bed right now. — Jorma
  3. Fans point here

    5:04

    1 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 23 likes.

    So I'm podcasting from the top of the ladder. That'd certainly be better. That would be better, like Rapunzel. But anyway, so the sacrum is shattered as well, detached from my spine. I broke my L5, like whatever.
  4. Fans point here

    7:00

    1 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 6 likes.

    gone to the bathroom by I mean like with help and all that sort of stuff but I'm gonna have to go to like acute rehab and no it's like it's definitely no joke and I know this is maybe it's not the funniest way to start… — Jorma
  5. Fans point here

    10:05

    1 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 263 likes.

    I will just tell you, due to your earworm-type success over the years and how much I love your work, that I often, when I think about this horrible thing in my head here, Jorm fell off a ladder. Jorm fell off a ladder.… — Seth
  6. Jorm falls off a ladder bit

    15:36

    The hosts riff that Seth's reference to Jorm falling off a ladder earns a comparison to Happy Gilmore 2 and a Rear Window situation, a running joke about injuries becoming material.

    Kevin does seem like a character that would have like a rear window situation.
  7. We need them clicks, bro

    15:49

    Andy's push for clicks, or dem clicks, resurfaces even amid Jorm's injury news, a recurring bit where the hosts openly chase viral attention.

    We need them clicks, bro. Hey, just because Jorm's hurt doesn't mean we don't need them clicks.

    Goes back to chase clicks, Ep. 74, 18:26: The thing about me is I chase clicks.

  8. Fans point here

    16:27

    1 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 72 likes.

    Because you're a goddamn hero. Hi, this is Nikayla Matthews-Oconee from Side Hustle Pro. This holiday, the difference between buyers just checking things out and checking out comes down to the last few clicks.
  9. Arnold's Raw Deal clip

    25:18

    Akiva shares a short clip from the 1986 Arnold Schwarzenegger action film Raw Deal. The hosts guess the film and riff on Arnold's improvised-seeming delivery.

    It's Arnold. ... The movie is called Raw Deal.
  10. Dirty Harry dog fart clip

    26:17

    Akiva finds a Dirty Harry clip featuring a dog that farts on cue. The hosts discuss how the editor likely built the gag from footage of the dog turning away from camera.

    Jeff's saying he just found a YouTube clip of the dog farting.
  11. Tennis as a relationship analogy

    30:22

    Akiva compares tennis to a relationship: a back-and-forth conversation with mind games. Seth caps it with his own joke that once you score, there's no more love.

    You know what I say is tennis is like a relationship.
  12. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce engagement riff

    32:40

    Akiva suggests congratulating Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce on their engagement, and Seth jokes that Frisbee's death may have cleared cosmic room for their love to bloom.

    Frisbee's death was the reason that Taylor and Travis got engaged.
  13. Firelight: Seth and Akiva's collaboration

    33:08

    Firelight was written by Seth with Akiva, one of only a few joint writing efforts between them. Seth notes it plays almost beat for beat like the actual Twilight trailer.

    This is another Seth Akiva collabo we did. There's only a few in the whole course of the thing.
  14. Taylor Swift's Firelight performance

    34:18

    Seth praises Taylor Swift's Kristen Stewart impression and the makeup work across the cast. Andy is reportedly in two roles.

    Taylor Swift's really good. Her Kristen Stewart's really good.
  15. Seth prefers Bunny Business to Firelight

    36:15

    Seth admits he thinks about Bunny Business constantly while barely thinking about Firelight, despite its bigger names.

    I think about bunny business all the time.
  16. Horse play, not horse sense

    36:44

    The hosts realize the Bunny Business trilogy's horse entry was 'Horse Play' (horses playing baseball), not 'Horse Sense' as they first recalled.

    We chose horse play because it was horses playing baseball.
  17. Taylor Swift's monologue song

    48:08

    Taylor Swift wrote a song that became the show's opening monologue with no changes, after Seth initially underestimated it.

    I just underestimated... her incredible acumen as a songwriter
  18. Fans point here

    53:53

    1 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 32 likes.

    Oh, that's definitely as common as horse sense. Hit us in the titties, everybody, because I think it is. Kick us in the dickus if you think it isn't. Hit us in the titties. If you think it is. Well, all right. — Seth
  19. Bunny Business written Tuesday, picked Wednesday

    56:33

    Andy explains the sketch was written Tuesday night, read Wednesday, and picked late Wednesday, which explains the limited animation budget.

    We wrote the sketch Tuesday night. It was read on Wednesday.
  20. Randy Newman and Lorne's friendship

    58:21

    Andy notes Randy Newman is a friend of Lauren's and Lorne's, and the Randy Newman impression was started because Fred could nail it.

    Randy Newman is a very good friend of Lauren's.
  21. Mr. Jones impression

    1:02:03

    Andy's Adam Duritz/Mr. Jones impression features a Bay Area reference.

    Mr. Jones, fellow Bay Area guy, I think.
  22. Brenda and Sean view count and Quaid bump

    1:07:58

    Seth notes the Brenda and Sean sketch gained views, which the hosts credit to the Quaid bump, a viewership increase from being discussed on the podcast.

    Brenda and Sean was at 76,000 views... Bro, you got that Quaid bump.
  23. Quaid bump explained

    1:08:02

    The Quaid bump is the increase in viewership from being discussed on the podcast, shouted out again this episode.

    Bro, you got that Quaid bump. You're welcome, Lorne.
  24. Later, Quaids sign-off

    1:10:43

    Seth signs off with the show's farewell and a joke nod to Arnold Schwarzenegger's recorded line.

    Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.
People and sketches mentioned (32)

Taylor Swift Travis Kelce Kate McKinnon Benedict Cumberbatch Olivia Colman Jay Roach Tony McNamara Jamie Dimitri Shoemaker Clint Eastwood Sandra Locke Taylor Lautner Joey Lawrence Sam Neill Princess Diana Jeff Goldblum Phil Hartman Randy Newman Natalie Merchant Shakira Adam Duritz Questlove Lin-Manuel Miranda Brenda and Sean K-pop Demon Hunters

Firelight Digman Brooklyn Nine-Nine Frankenstein sketch (Phil Hartman) Blossom Brenda and Sean Hot Rod

Source: whisperx-v2+speakers transcript, read by anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5 on 2026-10-19; audio timestamps mapped to the YouTube cut by word alignment. Timestamps shown are YouTube time. Report a bad pop-up.