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Episodes › Ep. 81 2025-10-14 · 49:48

Booty Call

Episode 81 covers the Booty Call digital short with Alicia Keys (S35E11, host Charles Barkley), with Jonathan Kreisel's voice note recounting its origin, plus reactions to Seth's Taylor Swift episode, a Nick Cage Update dispute with Baze, and Seth's Corner (Real Quotes game show, Grief Counselors). Akiva is absent for the Booty Call discussion's start and Jack Black drops in via Zoom. Fans will remember Kreisel's account of how the short was built on a Tuesday call and aired after a late NFL game.

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  • scandoscious “i was just so happy i got the word scandoscious on national television”

Shorts discussed: Booty Call, MacGruber: Racial Sensitivity, Real Quotes Game Show, That'll Move the Chains, Grief Counselors, Scared Straight, Taylor Swift episode

Guests: Jonathan Kreisel (Director and co-writer of Booty Call, sends a voice note…), Caleb Heron (Comedian mentioned as someone who hates podcasts, cited…)

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Pop-ups (16 · 5 fan picks from YouTube comments)

  1. Fans point here

    13:02

    2 YouTube comments timestamp this moment.

    Sorry, Baze. I love you, buddy. Especially now that it's dawning on us that it may be aired a week later. Also, Seth, you piece of shit. You cut my feature, man. Yeah, why'd you cut it, jerk? I did. You can put it on…
  2. Fans point here

    15:25

    1 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 3 likes.

    Those are both very good. They're great. I have a bone to pick, though. What's he? Didn't want to call it Tumanji. Yeah, that's fair. Just like. Yeah, just left that there. Every time I see the poster, I'm like, fuck…
  3. Fans point here

    18:48

    2 YouTube comments timestamp this moment, 2 likes.

    Fred left me a voice note that was complimentary about a closer look I did. But I just want to play it for you because it's, when you see you have a 30 second voice note from Fred, it was like beyond my wildest dreams… — Seth
  4. Charles Barkley's MacGruber episode

    21:28

    Seth calls Racial Sensitivity MacGruber his all-time favorite, praising Barkley and Will Forte in the sketch.

    It's my all-time favorite MacGruber.
  5. Akiva's movie offer delays SNL return

    22:31

    Akiva left SNL early after a film offer with Jason Segel, Jonah Hill and Jason Schwartzman, and Lorne let him miss four shorts on the condition that he tag them onto his contract.

    I got offered a movie. And I thought it was exciting. And I thought I could maybe kind of do both a little bit.
  6. Jonathan Kreisel replaces Akiva

    23:17

    Kreisel, who had worked with the group on Tim and Eric and Flight of the Conchords, was brought in to fill Akiva's spot and later went on to co-create Portlandia.

    the three of us had met a fellow named Jonathan Kreisel multiple times who was doing Tim and Eric Awesome Show.
  7. Akiva's hair theory

    25:35

    Akiva's running theory that hair shows what's inside one's brain, which Jorma invokes and Akiva qualifies for people in their 20s.

    Yeah, it only really works for people in their 20s who have control of what their hair looks like.
  8. Scandosious coined in Booty Call

    29:12

    Andy's character uses 'scandoscious' in the phone call, and the cast is excited to have gotten the word on national television.

    I was just so happy I got the word scandoscious on national television.
  9. Fans point here

    32:42

    1 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 53 likes.

    You know what I'll say, Seth? Of all the jokes all these years later, that's the one I would have lost. Didn't need the dinky wiener. Well, that, because you said the nipple stuff didn't make it into a bunch of them. I…
  10. Kreisel's voice note on the call-out

    37:54

    Jonathan Kreisel recounts being summoned from LA to SNL by Steve Higgins, with the phrase 'this is that moment' landing as the start of his life.

    did you ever think that there would be a moment in your life when your life actually begins?
  11. Booty Call's origin in You Don't Know My Name

    39:00

    The short was inspired by Alicia Keys' music video for 'You Don't Know My Name,' where her waitress character calls the man she admires, and the team flipped it into a phone call from Andy.

    And she had a song, You Don't Know My Name, that I think you know, maybe was out in the few months before.
  12. Booty Call shot at midnight Friday

    40:05

    Alicia Keys was only available at midnight Friday, so the short was filmed late and had to air the next day, which Kreisel says took him by surprise after the leisurely pace he was used to.

    they're like, Alicia's available Friday night at midnight, which to me coming from a completely other world of production
  13. Kreisel's Lonely Island family

    42:26

    Kreisel describes the team's workplace as a family environment, citing Jorma's wife Mari looking out for him in the writers' room.

    Yorma's wife Mari was there. I didn't know her, but she really like looked out for me
  14. Real Quotes Game Show

    43:14

    Seth calls the Real Quotes game show sketch his favorite he ever wrote, a Barkley and Wig contestant bit full of clipped timing.

    Real Quotes Game Show is my favorite game show sketch I ever wrote.
  15. Scared Straight, Barkley style

    47:45

    The Scared Straight sketch riffs on the real-life program where inmates lecture at-risk kids, with Barkley playing an inmate character.

    Now, what are they in here for? You know what? Let me guess. Cannibalism.
  16. Grief Counselors Second Chance bit

    48:42

    Seth's favorite Second Chance Theater sketch resurfaces as a bit, in which grief counselors arrive after a Discount Meats salmonella outbreak.

    All right, everyone, I know this has been a rough couple of days. We did not bring in the New Year well.
  17. Quibi sobriety chip

    50:59

    Seth's playful sobriety chip for Quibi, a reference to the New York Times Spelling Bee lingo, with the four-day streak sobriety-style.

    Oh, right. And not just that, I've gotten it the last four days.
  18. Clean Quibi streak

    51:07

    Seth's four-day Quibi streak is a callback to the Spelling Bee term that marks a clean, hint-free win.

    Clean for four days straight? Clean for four. Wow. A sober Quibi.
  19. Ukulele Somewhere Over the Rainbow

    51:48

    Akiva's favorite-ukulele-song exercise leads to a bit about Seth's mother-in-law's ukulele band and a laugh at Yooka-laylee.

    One, two, three, say your favorite ukulele song.
  20. Wheelchair and gift card bit

    53:18

    Jorma's wheelchair bit closes the show with a joke about Bed Bath & Beyond gift cards, a recurring fan-friendly riff.

    Being in a wheelchair costs money, guys.
  21. Fans point here

    53:26

    2 YouTube comments timestamp this moment, 13 likes.

    Give them like a Bed Bath & Beyond gift card. Before we go, I just want to say, Seth. I think it's so fucked up that we never hooked up. Jesus.
People and sketches mentioned (33)

Alicia Keys Charles Barkley Jonathan Kreisel Steve Higgins Baze Fred Armisen Jack Black Paul Rudd Lorne Michaels Mari Taylor Swift Eric Andre Caleb Heron Chester Shoemaker Hannibal Buress Will Forte Kevin Miller

Nick Cage Update The Curse Anaconda Jumanji Everyone's a Critic Night of the Roxbury Guys MTV Movie Awards Boston Legal Second Chance Theater Jaws Field of Dreams A Few Good Men Scared Straight Barkley Golf The Jerk

Source: whisperx-v2+speakers transcript, read by anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5 on 2026-10-19; audio timestamps mapped to the YouTube cut by word alignment. Timestamps shown are YouTube time. Report a bad pop-up.