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Kuato

The mutant baby stuck to a man's stomach in the 1990 movie Total Recall. Andy Samberg played a Kuato in two SNL sketches.

term catalogued by the Screen Beat fan dictionary

25 mentions across 15 episodes, 2024-06-24 to 2026-08-05

Keeps company with: Hauser Smint quibi later, Quaids cube job Quaid

Where it comes from

Kuato is the mutant resistance leader from Total Recall who lives in a man's stomach.

How the hosts use it

The fan group is 'Quaid army', and Ep. 59 floats 'quangles', a Kuato-themed Kangol. Ep. 65 has Arnold pointing at Andy's art card to identify the one in the stomach.

Why fans love it

The obscure movie reference and the 'fool me twice' sketch logic are the fun.

Written by the AI from the transcripts. Every sentence was checked against them, one by one (the full episode transcript wherever a sentence names one); 7 sentences that failed the check are left out. How the check works.

Every time it comes up

Ep. 13 Cubicle Fight 2024-06-24

31:36
Seth: Quatto is a mutant who lives in the stomach of a character that you've seen for most of the movie in The Resistance on Mars
31:38
Andy: Quatto is a mutant who lives in the stomach of a character that you've seen for most of the movie
explained

Ep. 21 Roy Rules 2024-08-19

27:41
Oh, you're talking about Quatto 2.
31:34
Seth: I rewatched Quado 2 today. It's a masterpiece.
31:56
Seth: the second Quado is a response to my lame ass disses.
34:39
any of you quades got a smint? My breath is kicking harder than Adam Vinatieri.
38:50
Andy: They came in and before they got their lines out, the barf started firing.
40:11
Yeah, Daryl comes out as Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Ep. 27 Strike Episode! 2024-09-30

7:15
Quatto. Yeah. That's fucked.
27:34
Seth: Keenan as a French comedian

Ep. 34 Laser Cats! 3D 2024-11-18

30:52
Andy: I think I was told later that it's based on an old show or an old movie
31:00
Andy: the whole sketch is from the POV of a woman that is in The Continental's apartment