Episodes › Ep. 91 2025-12-23 · 53:23
Listener Q&A Episode 9
A listener Q&A episode recorded with Seth absent, so Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone run the show. They riff on rewatching Cherry Battle and Jon Hamm's praise, the Criterion episode recorded without them, snake and rat exterminator stories, the Karate Guy song, ads complaints, and listener Quaid Army merch. The memorable bit is the fan-made Quaid Army patch and license plate frame, plus Andy's Merv the Perv sketch art. They also take on the Wirecutter and New York Times turf dispute, a Gremlins debate, and Sarah Sherman's special. A long, playful riff on burrito brain and whether a burrito-brained Spider-Man could ever exist closes things out. Fans will remember the BBs and "hit us in the tittus" callbacks and the Spider-Man campaign joke.
Heard here, not in the AlmaNick yet
- snake guy “well we'd be in the studio recording songs for popstar and my phone would ring and i'd be like oh shit i gotta get it it's my snake guy”
- vicinitus “in the general vicinitus vicinitus just hit us in the general vicinitus”
Shorts discussed: Cherry Battle, Karate Guy, Merv the Perv, Ha Ha You Clowns, Dick in a Box
Guests: Lin-Manuel Miranda (Recorded the Criterion episode part two with Questlove,…), Amir Questlove Thompson (Co-recorded the Criterion episode part two with Lin-Manuel…), Jon Hamm (Sent a text calling Cherry Battle his favorite all time.)
← Ep. 90 Cherry Battle · Ep. 92 The Criterion Episode (2024 Re-release) →
Pop-ups (31 · 6 fan picks from YouTube comments)
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Cherry Battle rewatch praised by hosts
0:13Andy rewatched Cherry Battle before recording and found it fun and quick, with a singing cherry. The episode is a fan favorite, and Jon Hamm reportedly named it his favorite of all time.
I did rewatch Cherry Battle. And? I thought it was really good. It was super fun. Doesn't stay too long.
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Jon Hamm calls Cherry Battle his favorite
0:37Jon Hamm texted the hosts that Cherry Battle is his favorite of all time. Akiva notes that the praise solidified the short as something they were proud of.
Yeah, he said it was his favorite one all time, right? This is a quote. For me, it's the best.
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Fans point here
1:062 YouTube comments timestamp this moment, 45 likes.
I thought I did a really good job going. Yeah, like that. And you still got it. Still got it. Thank you. Is that the sound you made when you fell off the ladder? I so wish.
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Fans point here
2:021 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 3 likes.
That would have been amazing. Kevin wants us to go less than 10 minutes before we say, Seth isn't here, guys. Well, guess what? I'm not going to do it, and Kevin can go to hell and burn in hell, which I believe in.
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Criterion part two recorded without the hosts
2:26Seth is absent, and the second part of the Criterion episode was recorded with Lin-Manuel Miranda and Questlove. The hosts are eager to see which shorts they pick.
the Criterion episode part two has been recorded without us with, is it, it's not a spoiler.
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Fans point here
4:231 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 14 likes.
You said, I just need to live as close to the Friends exterior as possible. And you nailed it, man. You were across the street. That's right. So cool. Little owl. Yeah. And I wanted to be, of course, closer to Carrie…
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Let's fucking go catchphrase
8:59Let's fucking go started as an exterminator's enthusiastic reaction and became a recurring catchphrase the hosts use constantly. It is a running bit throughout the episode.
Oh, yeah. He also yelled, fucking drive! Right after that, too. So he meant it in a different way.
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Karate Guy is their best song
12:41Andy calls Karate Guy the Lonely Island's best and most popular song. Akiva defends its verses, which play on backwards logic.
I think Karate Guy is easily my favorite of our songs. It's definitely our best song.
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How many ads per episode
20:53The hosts say they usually run about four ads, in two breaks of two ads each, sometimes up to three per break. YouTube ads can stack on top of the podcast ads.
we get a lot of complaints about the ads, but we don't do that many. Do about like four an episode usually.
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James complains about ad frequency
23:59A listener named James wrote in that the ads keep growing, and that skipping them takes many clicks. The hosts respond that they try to make the ads entertaining.
I'm an avid listener of the podcast, but it seems like there's been progressively more and more ads every week.
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Fans point here
24:031 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 33 likes.
Hey, guys, James says, I'm an avid listener of the podcast, but it seems like there's been progressively more and more ads every week. It's gotten to the point where I feel like I'm pressing the skip button 40 times…
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Merv the Perv poster art
25:19Andy made a poster for the movie Merv about a dog, adding Perv under it, to send to Chris Parnell and Matt Murray, who wrote the original sketch. Parnell plays the dog himself.
And I got the poster and added the perv under it because Parnell used to do a sketch called Zoe Deschanel and Charlie Cox in a rom-com.
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Merv the Perv is a favorite theme song
26:25Andy calls the Merv the Perv sketch theme song one of his all-time favorites, and the hosts riff on it as a 1980s sitcom parody similar to Three's Company.
Merv the Perv is one of my all-time favorite sketch theme songs.
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Quaid Army patch on a Vietnam-era jacket
27:57Laura from the Bay Area hand-embroidered a Quaid Army patch on a Vietnam-era US Army jacket. The design includes a pirate flag, sushi, cupcakes, a cat, and a spiderweb.
This is my design, hand-embroidered with cotton floss on a Vietnam-era U.S. Army jacket.
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Quaid Army license plate frame
29:09A listener made a custom license plate frame in the Total Recall font. A Quaid Army fan wrote in that his son thinks young fans should be called Quaidlings.
Keith thought you might like this custom-made, font-accurate license plate frame.
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Fans point here
29:511 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 3 likes.
Sell them and give us the profits. Oh, that's Hamilton. Hamilton. You know, a woman named Julie just sent me some pins that she made that were wonderful. And the best one said, ask me about my Razzie nomination.
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Possible NYPD Blue rewatch podcast
30:29Akiva floats a rewatch podcast of NYPD Blue, where each week the hosts discuss the latest episode. Jorma jokes it might be unbearable.
One really stuck out to me, which was an NYPD Blue Rewatch podcast.
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Burrito brain and the Bay Area style
32:19Akiva argues New York lacks Bay Area-style burritos, and Jorma's reply mocks the price of delivery. The debate is a playful thread about regional burrito identity.
Mission style. Yeah, a mission style burrito. But why don't they exist down here?
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Hit us back on the tittus
36:43Akiva asks Barbara a follow-up question and calls for a response 'on the tittus,' a running call to weigh in that dates back to the earliest episodes.
Hit us back, please, on the titties. That's the surprising part.
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Hit us in the general vicinitus
36:51Andy's riff on the classic call to weigh in: 'hit us in the tittus' becomes 'the general vicinitus of the tittus.' The hosts workshop it live and admit it landed poorly.
Just hit us in the general vicinitus of the tittus. That's real punchy in the jeans.
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Listener Q&A opens with Zachary
37:15Zachary follows up on Shana's Cherry Battle email, and the hosts go on to explain Wirecutter, a New York Times product-review brand.
I just want to follow up on Shana's email from the Cherry Battle.
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Cute butts on the football team
38:34Akiva describes The Athletic as a sports site and mentions an article about football players' butts, which Andy Schaffer riffs on as a sports-nut betrayal.
Cute butts on the football team. That was an article written by The Scooch from Monobuzz.
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New York Times turf war
39:36Michael, a New York Times games writer, asks the hosts to stop discussing other Times sub-brands. The hosts call it cross-office beef.
I'm writing to ask that you please refrain from future discussion of other New York Times sub-brands.
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Matrix tangent
40:31A brief Matrix tangent about whether the sender exists, with the hosts joking about batteries and pods before returning to the Michael thread.
Dude, even in The Matrix, though, people exist. They're just in those little pods.
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Jorma's burrito brain
40:56Andy diagnoses Jorma with a case of the BBs after he admits to climbing a ladder and doubling down on burritos. The bit ties back to the ladder fall that gave Jorma his injury.
Oh, man. He's got a major case of the BBs. Oh, look, he's doubling down.
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Gremlins debate
45:57Akiva notes that Gremlins is considered inappropriate for kids because a character says Santa isn't real, and the hosts riff on the movie's scary scenes.
Gremlins is not child appropriate, according to many quades, because one of the characters says that Santa isn't real.
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Airbnb and the in-laws
46:57Akiva describes an Airbnb read from one of the kids and how his in-laws stayed in one, prompting listeners to assume he makes enough money for a bigger house.
We talked about how my in-laws came and they stayed in Airbnb.
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Abigail's Lorne Halloween costume
47:59A 14-year-old listener dressed as Lorne Michaels for Halloween, and Jorma reacts to the name Abigail and the Emmy photo.
I am a 14-year-old human being who dressed up as your old boss, Lorne Michaels, for Halloween.
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Happy gonk and the British Christmas gnome
49:26Philippa notes that a Christmas gnome is called a gonk in England, and the hosts convert the price into dollars with a sloppy, fun exchange.
In England, a Christmas gnome is also called a gonk.
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Fans point here
49:531 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 3 likes.
Well, she did it for us. Oh, happy gonk. These are happy gonks that would cost this much. Oh, we got to move there. And then the happy gonk extra large is $19.99. Well, that's pounds, Keith. What is it in dollars? $24.…
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Sarah Sherman's disgusting special
51:18Andy recommends Sarah Sherman's comedy special, calling it aggressively disgusting in a Cronenberg way, a mix of Pee-wee and Cronenberg.
It's like if Pee-wee and Cronenberg made a special together and the host of it was Sarah.
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Golly and the 1950s guy
51:51Jorma recounts a physical therapist objecting to his 'golly,' and the hosts debate how each of them says the word, ending with a Jimmy Stewart impression.
Golly. Yeah. Golly, beef. But golly is like, I'm like 2027.
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UGK and parenting
53:10A voice note from a parent of an 11-year-old who won't let him curse; the hosts share their own kids' music habits, including Rilo Kiley and UGK.
And it did not occur to me until three videos in that all of your songs are about penises.
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Non-alcoholic burritos and BBs
56:09Akiva and Andy riff on a non-alcoholic burrito brand as a celebrity endorsement, reenacting burrito brain as an ad concept.
And the ads are just doing reenactments of someone coming down with a case of the BBs.
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Spider-Man with burrito brain
59:46The hosts riff that no Spider-Man has ever had burrito brain and propose a fan campaign, comparing it to the Donald Glover Spider-Man campaign.
There's never been a Spider-Man with burrito brain.
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Burrito brain is canon
59:58Andy argues that Spider-Ham and Ben Reilly are canon, and the hosts agree the pointing meme is too. The bit closes the Spider-Man thread.
Hit us in the titties again about if a Spider-Man had burrito brain.
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Andy's Spelling Bee pangram
1:01:57Andy shares his Queen Bee result, 32 words worth 141 points, and argues over whether 'palliative' is a real word.
Palliative? Yeah, bro. That's not a fucking word, dude.
People and sketches mentioned (26)
Jon Hamm Tucker Kevin Questlove Lin-Manuel Miranda Chris Parnell Matt Murray Laura Julie Jack Sparrow Lorne Michaels Phil Lord and Chris Miller Donald Glover Sarah Sherman Jake Johnson Tom Holland Mulaney Olivia Rodrigo Arnold
Cherry Battle Karate Guy Merv the Perv Ha Ha You Clowns NYPD Blue Dick in a Box Lazy Sunday
Source: whisperx-v2+speakers transcript, read by anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5 on 2026-10-21; audio timestamps mapped to the YouTube cut by word alignment. Timestamps shown are YouTube time. Report a bad pop-up.