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Quaido

Nickname for Jack Quaid, currently the only known 'double Quaid' since his surname is Quaid too.

term catalogued by the Screen Beat fan dictionary

First heard Ep. 59 · 35:35 A Couple of Homies 41 mentions across 22 episodes, 2024-06-24 to 2026-10-16

Keeps company with: righteous killQuaid Armyqumpwinter soldiergulpQuaid

How the hosts use it

Used as a greeting or shout-out to Jack Quaid, often as 'hey Quaid, what are you cooking?'. Also a mock-title for the only known double Quaid, tied to the Quaid Army and the reply 'righteous kill'.

Why fans love it

The sketch name Quado, the Total Recall character Quato/Kuato, and a real actor named Quaid collide. Jack hears his own name from his speakers and the hosts imagine him in a frat-house apartment making mac and cheese and split hot dogs. The Quaid Army and the call-and-response keep the bit growing.

Written by the AI from the transcripts. Every sentence was checked against them, one by one (the full episode transcript wherever a sentence names one); 2 sentences that failed the check are left out. How the check works.

Every time it comes up

Ep. 13 Cubicle Fight 2024-06-24

  • 32:19

    Andy: he opens his shirt and his whole belly is a little mutant dude.

Ep. 22 Talking Dog 2024-08-26

  • 20:24

    I had just watched Cuado with Scarlett and you do kiss the dog pretty much the same way.

    coined here

Ep. 53 Jizz in My Pants and Virgania Horsen's Pony Express 2025-04-01

  • 29:57

    Akiva: Yeah, we did. You have a Quaido friend.

Ep. 59 A Couple of Homies 2025-05-13

  • 35:35

    Hi guys, Jack Quaid here. Thank you so much for letting me send a voice memo in.

  • 37:29

    I'm a Quaid who is a Quaid, and I don't have a smint.

  • 37:51

    Double Quaid. Those are rare. He might be the only one.

  • 47:14

    Akiva: Any real Quaid. Any double Quaid. Quaid-o! He said they say Quaid-o.

Ep. 61 I'm On a Boat 2025-05-27

  • 5:16

    Quaid-o! Oh, you're still talking to our Quaid.

  • 5:16

    Quaid-o! Oh, you're still talking to our Quaid.

    coined here

Ep. 63 Party Guys 2025-06-10

  • 11:41

    Seth: Jack Quaid's real-life mom, Meg Ryan, was Goose's wife.

  • 53:48

    Quaid-o, what you cooking, man?

  • 53:48

    Quaid-o, what you cooking, man?

  • 54:04

    Do you think Quaid watched Maverick and when he would see Rooster

  • 54:04

    Do you think Quaid watched Maverick and when he would see Rooster, he'd be like kind of jealous in a weird way?

  • 54:21

    Andy: Cock-a-doodle-doo! I'll just go. I'll just go. That's our audition bit.

Ep. 64 Like a Boss 2025-06-17

  • 30:00

    Seth: Jack Quaid, what's up, my man?

  • 30:00

    Seth: Jack Quaid, what's up, my man? You making your brekkie? Little brekkie brekk?

  • 1:01:38

    Later, Quates. Wait, who was that?

Ep. 65 The Zac Efron Episode 2025-06-24

  • 38:50

    Akiva: it's from Quado number one, the only double Quade we have so far.

    explained
  • 39:31

    Hey guys, Jack Quaid here. Yet again, I am in my kitchen making mac and cheese for breakfast.

  • 39:34

    I am in my kitchen making mac and cheese for breakfast. Nailed it.

Ep. 90 Cherry Battle 2025-12-16

  • 56:59

    Akiva: That's what Jorm calls his old friend

Ep. 91 Listener Q&A Episode 9 2025-12-23

  • 46:48

    Akiva: Akiva's Airbnb read that I did with one of my kids.

Ep. 96 Listener Q&A Episode 11 aka Snow Day 2026-01-28

  • 12:34

    Seth: he quite armied me when he came in

  • 12:36

    Seth: That's a black t-shirt that has quaddo coming out of it.

  • 12:52

    Cuado is bad to look at.

  • 12:53

    I did talk about our Cuado challenge coin that I was given

Ep. 99 Just 2 Guyz 2026-02-17

  • 50:12

    I feel like our demographic is growing here.

Ep. 104 Boogerman Part 1&2 2026-03-26

  • 52:07

    Akiva: Now, Jorm, you do it as a dead body from your movie.

Ep. 105 Rescue Dog 3D & Relaxation Therapy 2026-04-01

  • 23:19

    Seth: Referring to my unborn child as Quado and my husband's not unborn.

  • 23:45

    Akiva: Should it be that Andy gets lost in space with Bill

Ep. 106 I Broke My Arm 2026-04-08

  • 27:54

    Andy: Wasn't that it? Oh, yeah, to get over 200,000.

Ep. 107 Shy Ronnie 2: Ronnie & Clyde 2026-04-16

  • 1:02:48

    Seth: Jack Quaid has been doing press, and some people have been yelling out Quaid Army to him.

  • 1:04:27

    Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.

Ep. 124 The Roommate 2026-08-11

  • 20:06

    Quaids, if you're getting this, it's very likely that I'm already sealed up in my cryo coffin.

Ep. 133 We'll Kill U 2026-10-16

  • 51:38

    Later, Sebastian Stan.

    coined here