Episodes › Ep. 13 2024-06-24 · 59:01
Cubicle Fight
Seth Meyers, Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone open with the hosts' own sick-day banter, then cover the 2006 Dane Cook-hosted episode and its digital short 'Cubicle Fight,' plus Seth's Corner, the TSA sketch, the Quatto/Quaid bit (with its cut line about Total Recall), the New York Stories interstitials, Out of Breath Jogger from 1982, and the Gerard/Gerald characters. The memorable takeaway is the Quatto debate: Seth wanted the Total Recall explanation, the Lonely Island cut it, and 'Quaid' is born as a term for the listeners.
Shorts discussed: Cubicle Fight, TSA meeting (airport security sketch), Quatto / Quaid sketch, New York Stories (Lou Reed and Patti Smith at CBGBs; Fred Armisen as Fran Lebowitz), Out of Breath Jogger from 1982, Gerard / Gerald (The worst dude ever; Gerald, He's Always Sick)
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Pop-ups (17 · 6 fan picks from YouTube comments)
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A cold open about diarrhea
0:41The hosts open by swapping stomach woes, then coin the 'live to diarrhea another day' misdirection joke that Seth dubs the cold open.
What do you call it when you think you're going to have diarrhea, but then you avoid it?
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The 2006 cast is lean and mean
4:30Seth explains that the 2006 season had no new featured players, with Tina Fey, Chris Parnell and others leaving, so the 11-person cast gave everyone more room to try things.
Seth: Tina Fey leaves. Finesse Mitchell leaves. Chris Parnell.
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Fans point here
7:581 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 9 likes.
Keev, is that Impact as a font? It looks slightly different to me. Or is it that you crushed it together? Sorry, this is very nerdy that I would ask that. No, let's take a look. I'm going to pull up. It looks like…
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Cubicle Fight came from Dane Cook
8:57Dane Cook pitched the Cubicle Fight idea himself, which the hosts say made the writing process easier and gave the team a breather after Hot Rod.
But it's Dane's idea. Dane Cook came in. Hot. He came in hot. And had this idea.
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Fans point here
10:281 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 9 likes.
We came up in Chicago together. He's a colleague. That's how Akiva talks about me, but I still consider him my boss. There you go. We're colleagues. I will say, Akiva has a real boss energy, and even when he started at…
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Fans point here
19:003 YouTube comments timestamp this moment, 46 likes.
Later era, after you guys are gone, I wrote a sketch where Melissa McCarthy was a girls basketball coach who was very abusive towards her team. And I think we're in New Jersey and she was shooting a t-shirt cannon at…
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Lorne and the Hitters mix-up
21:37A story about the 'hitters' versus 'killers' name in the cast intro, with the hosts joking that the talent department misread Lorne's word.
I think that Lorne said hitters, but that it was interpreted as killers.
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Barry started with Bill Hader
24:21Jorma and Akiva recall Bill Hader talking his way into the Barry role, and the hosts jokingly suggest Andy refused to cut his hair for it.
He was in the room, right? Because you were supposed to be Barry, right? He got in the room first.
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Fans point here
25:001 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 8 likes.
Before we move on to the second show of this season, can we pop over to Seth's Corner real quick? Yes, absolutely. You know it. Seth's Corner, you're all invited. Seth's Corner, it's happening right now. Take it away,…
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Seth's Corner: a fan favorite
29:07Seth's Corner is the segment where Seth talks about the parts of the SNL episode he wrote, and this run includes the cold open and the McCain line he cut.
But there is more Seth's Corner, guys, because one of my favorite sketches of this era that I wrote.
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Quatto: the Total Recall mutant
31:36Andy explains that Quatto is a mutant who lives in a character's stomach in the 1990 film Total Recall, and that the sketch's Quaid name grows from there.
Quatto is a mutant who lives in the stomach of a character that you've seen for most of the movie in The Resistance on Mars
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Fans point here
31:471 YouTube comment timestamps this moment, 29 likes.
Quatto is a mutant who lives in the stomach of a character that you've seen for most of the movie in The Resistance on Mars in the film Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, based on... What is it based on?…
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Quaid: the listener term is born
38:07The Quaid term starts in the Quatto sketch, where Cuado calls everyone Quaid, a nod to Arnold Schwarzenegger's Douglas Quaid, and Jorma hopes it spreads.
Our version of Quado calls everyone Quaid.
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The Smint sketch line
39:10The Quatto sketch has the line 'Any of you quades got a smint?', which the hosts treat as the sketch's main joke and a classic bit of 2006 SNL writing.
Any of you quades got a smint?
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Molson beer and the joke beer
41:26The hosts recall Molson as their go-to joke beer from high school, a running gag that also turns up in MacGruber.
Molson was our go-to joke beer, and I don't know why.
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Fans point here
45:063 YouTube comments timestamp this moment, 46 likes.
What else? What else? Hold on. I want to look at the rundown. Yeah, so we've switched shows. We're in the second show, still exhausted from Hot Rod. Yeah, because there's still no digital shorts. And once again, you…
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New York Stories interstitials
45:54Fred and Amy's New York Stories bumper pieces played between sketches, shot guerrilla style, including Lou Reed and Patti Smith at CBGBs.
We're going to talk about CBGBs. CBGBs. You see this place? Last great place in New York City.
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Fred's Fran Lebowitz impression
46:45Fred Armisen's Fran Lebowitz riffs as a near-prophetic take on the documentary Pretend It's a City, years before it aired.
It does seem like Fred is doing an impression of Fran Lebowitz's documentary with Marty Scorsese, Pretend It's a City
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Out of Breath Jogger was an audition piece
54:40Andy's audition piece came together when he found early 80s Adidas running shorts at the Chelsea flea market and wore them for Liz Kikowski.
I went out in New York. with one of the only people I knew there, Keeve's then girlfriend, now wife, Liz Kikowski.
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Gerard, the worst dude ever
~58:14Gerard is a recurring obnoxious character from the previous season, and the hosts reminisce about him and his Jamiroquai obsession.
Gerard, the worst dude ever. He smokes a whole lot of beefy whang.
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Gerald, He's Always Sick
58:41The hosts made a minute-and-a-half theme song for the sick Gerald character and played it at the table read, drawing Lorne's frustration.
We made a title song, Gerald, He's Always Sick, that lasted a minute and a half.
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Lorne's disappointed face
1:00:02Andy remembers the Gerald theme song prompting one of the first times Lorne visibly put his face in his hands.
I do think during the theme song was one of the first times we saw Lorne actually put his face in his hands.
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Next episode: Harpoon Man
1:03:42The hosts tease Harpoon Man, starring John C. Reilly, as the next sketch to tackle.
Harpoon Man, John C. Reilly.
People and sketches mentioned (22)
Dane Cook John Lutz Lauren Michaels Amy Poehler John McCain Fran Lebowitz Jamiroquai Liz Kikowski Steve Higgins David Zucker Emily Spivey Frisbee
Total Recall Hot Rod MacGruber Naked Gun Ted Lasso Barry Big Wigs Harpoon Man The Terminator Bon Jovi (John Bovi)
Source: whisperx+speakers transcript, read by anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5 on 2026-10-19; audio timestamps mapped to the YouTube cut by word alignment. Timestamps shown are YouTube time. Report a bad pop-up.