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• Ep. 135 · 38:43 boner ghost “my house is haunted by a boner ghost and the only advice we'd give you is”
• Ep. 135 · 36:36 fart ghosts “oh it was when we released the fart ghosts on the fire wow yes that's what it was”
• Ep. 134 · 11:45 Flat D “the flat d is the um fart neutralizer pad that you would put over your butt”
• Ep. 133 · 11:58 malkavone “that's a malkovich bump the malkavone this wordplay is both killing me”
• Ep. 133 · 11:21 Shy Ronnie wig “somebody said i would like to imagine the shy ronnie wig talking to andy”
• Ep. 132 · 35:33 block duster “i'm never too busy to turn out another block duster i'm sorry did you say block duster”
• Ep. 132 · 1:54 Claude for comedy documentaries “he's like claude for comedy documentaries oh yeah that's funny”
• Ep. 129 · 4:58 quibbles “quibby's quibbles quibbles is not bad on its own yeah yeah quibbles when he's not quibbies he's quibbles”
• Ep. 129 · 4:48 sam slams “whatever sam slams sambs i mean it's just the problem is you don't hear the b”
• Ep. 127 · 39:44 popping boba “popping boba is a great way to look at these dookies”
• Ep. 127 · 0:09 Three Adores “welcome to the first edition of three adores”
• Ep. 126 · 26:57 whomper “turtleneck and chain's a whomper oh yeah that's a whomper”

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• Albert VI
  The sixth of a guest's family sheepdogs, every one named Albert by his dad, which is why they say Albert II and the like; offered to Seth…
  1 ep
• ALF cinematic universe
  A playful running bit about the ALF franchise treated as a sprawling interconnected film universe, with updates given as if it were a…
  1 ep
• ampm situation
  A messy overload of goodies, like a convenience store stuffed with snacks. Named after ampm's slogan, "Too Much Good Stuff."
  1 ep
• an golden era
  Seth Meyers' nickname for a stretch of Saturday Night Live's cast, peaking with the Season 32 lineup. Not related to any Nan Goldin era.
  19 eps
• Andonio Samderas
  A portmanteau the speaker invented for a character played by Andy, a weird Swedish guy, in a Lonely Island short. It came up while…
  1 ep
• Andy Samberg’s Mind Squad
  A 2009 Rolling Stone feature title for The Lonely Island that the trio strongly disliked; Samberg's crew would bring it up whenever they…
  7 eps
• Andy's Axe
  A listener's name for Andy's complaint section, a tip of the cap to his Kathy impression ("acks").
  1 ep
• Anne Golden era
  A pun on "a golden era" of SNL: going over the run lists, Seth puts the shows at the precipice of when he would begin Anne Golden era, the…
  1 ep
• archie
  A loser, named for a loser called Archie. Used after a contest: "Staring contest. Loser's an Archie."
  2 eps
• bad hang
  When Amy Poehler, of the Good Hang podcast, tries to derail another show with a weak contribution. Example: "She's bad hanging us!"
  4 eps
• barf seat
  The rear-facing back seat of a station wagon where Andy was seated because he always got carsick and threw up on the drive over the hill.
  1 ep
• ba’jacent
  Shorthand for 'Bay adjacent,' meaning someone who comes from a place near the San Francisco Bay Area in California. Akiva Schaffer has…
  4 eps
• BBs
  Short for burrito brain, the state of going a bit loopy from eating too many burritos. Example: "He's got a major case of the BBs."
  5 eps
• breakfast defector
  Someone who makes a bold, slightly wild choice, borrowed from Taco Bell's 2015 ads for people choosing its menu at breakfast.
  3 eps
• bump the qump
  Asking everyone to go back and relisten when the first qump doesn't satisfy.
  1 ep
• burlesque for dogs
  What the hosts called the Naked Gun theme after Akiva's dog, hearing the brass recording over a live feed, started humping his ankle to…
  1 ep
• burrito brain
  Being driven a little crazy by eating too many burritos. No Spider-Man has ever had it, which may explain why it sounds unfamiliar.
  11 eps
• burrito guy
  A delivery driver the hosts joke about, who arrived late with a burrito and was described as laid back, not a burrito man.
  1 ep
• Butts of the Week
  'And now the linchpin of our program, the world famous Butts of the Week': a bit inside a sketch the hosts rewatched, a parade of snapped…
  1 ep
• champion cutters
  A nickname a sweet supervisor used for the hosts when they worked cutting paper at a job before they were famous, which the hosts find…
  1 ep
• chase clicks
  Making content to chase viral attention, a favorite pastime of Andy Samberg. Also called dem clicks.
  3 eps
• cheat code
  A term describing being in a group of three friends, which insulates them from failure. It came up when discussing how working in a group…
  1 ep
• Chun the waters
  Asking composer Greg Chun to create a new theme or other audio piece for the podcast.
  1 ep
• clean
  Earning Queen Bee rank in The New York Times' Spelling Bee without using any hints.
  44 eps
• clean gene
  Earning Genius rank in The New York Times' Spelling Bee without any hints. Coined by Meyers and a listener in Episode 124.
  2 eps
• Cool Guys Don't Look at Explosions
  A video cut of men and women in films with explosions behind them who never look back, which inspired a scene in a show where the…
  2 eps
• Cool Hot Dog
  Colin Hanks.
  1 ep
• Criterion
  Top praise for a Digital Short, good enough to join a hypothetical Criterion Collection of them. Example: "Is this short Criterion?"
  42 eps
• crum bum qump
  A dull, underwhelming qump.
  2 eps
• cube job
  Either an accidental Mark Cuban lookalike portrait, or a cube pushed into your chest as if you were Optimus Prime.
  2 eps
• cubed
  Accidentally painted or drawn to look like Mark Cuban. Example: "You got cubed."
  3 eps
• dag to the wood
  A variant of dagwood, used the same way after a harsh toke.
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• dagwood
  A mild exclamation like "dang" or "damn," often said after a strong hit from a joint.
  2 eps
• Daiquiri Girl
  Daiquiri Girl is a 90-second sketch that can be used as slang for a thing that happens at SNL. It came up when the hosts discussed its…
  1 ep
• Dave
  Seth Meyers' role on the podcast, a nod to the Alvin and the Chipmunks character, as the responsible adult for the three Alvins of The…
  22 eps
• dem clicks
  Viral traffic or attention for the podcast, often driven by gossip or clickbait. Andy Samberg's main motivation for doing the show.
  13 eps
• dibble
  Slang for decibel. Also see half a dibble, half a peg, peg, rung.
  2 eps
• dinked in the doink
  When copyrighted music sneaks into an episode, triggering a copyright strike that blocks ad revenue and adds clumsy ad placement.
  5 eps
• dookie
  Slang for feces, joked about in a discussion of a messy diaper-like incident, contrasted with Green Day's album title Dookie and…
  3 eps
• double Quaid
  A Quaid whose last name is also Quaid. So far, only actor Jack Quaid, nicknamed Quaido, fits.
  2 eps
• dumps
  Short for dumplings.
  1 ep
• Dwagon
  Jorma Taccone's 1996 Daihatsu Atrai van, decorated with a dragon.
  3 eps
• eagle-eared cherry
  Someone with extremely sharp hearing, a pun on Swedish musician Eagle-Eye Cherry. See also mole-eyed cherry.
  3 eps
• excuse I
  A playful stand-in for "excuse me," from a random guy at an Itals concert in Petaluma, CA, which grew into the character Ras Trent.
  3 eps
• firing on all cylinder
  A burrito-brained person running at full capacity.
  3 eps
• Flippy Floppies
  What a listener has called flip-flops ever since I'm on a Boat: in his words, one of the biggest cultural phrases the group put out there.
  1 ep
• Foggy London Town
  The fondly used, proper way to say London, England. Brits love it.
  9 eps
• for the tabes
  Ordering food to share, a play on "for the table," coined in the 2009 MTV Movie Awards writers' room.
  2 eps
• Four Shock Jocks
  An early podcast name suggested by Jorma Taccone, inspired by the sound effects on his Zoom PodTrak P4.
  5 eps
• frap
  A fake rap, or the act of performing one.
  6 eps
• frapper
  Someone who performs fake raps, like The Lonely Island.
  5 eps
• Frapping
  A term the Lonely Island coined for "fake rapping," meaning performing lyrics without actually rapping. It came up when they discussed…
  2 eps
• fuck around piece
  What Seth and the writers called a loosely written sketch done for the fun of it, like the one-person Walken piece he wrote the night…
  1 ep
• gaping snorf
  The right reply when someone shouts "righteous kill" instead of "Quaid Army." Andy Samberg coined it in an unaired SNL sketch, later…
  7 eps
• Ga’Hoole in one
  A flawless pun made with Ga'Hoolian craftsmanship. See also: Ga'Hoolian craftsmanship, Ga'Hoole in two.
  4 eps
• Ga’Hoole in two
  A pun that's decent but falls short of perfection, still showing some Ga'Hoolian craftsmanship. See also: Ga'Hoolian craftsmanship,…
  1 ep
• Ga’Hoolian craftsmanship
  Praise for work done with meticulous care, borrowed from the detailed helmet designs of the owls in the animated film Legend of the…
  5 eps
• general vicinitus
  A phrase the hosts coined for hitting or aiming near a spot, as in hitting someone in the general vicinitus of the tittus, used during a…
  1 ep
• Get in the Cage
  Andy's Weekend Update segment as Nicolas Cage, 'a new segment where actor Nicolas Cage sits down with a fellow thespian', after a solo…
  2 eps
• get to the chopper
  Bailing out of your own podcast before the episode wraps up, like hopping onto a helicopter and escaping early.
  1 ep
• getting in the cage
  Refers to working with Nicolas Cage, described as an accomplishment that those in the know call getting in the cage. It came up when…
  1 ep
• gindle
  A playful blend of 'gist' and 'Kindle,' meaning the main point you pick up from a digital book.
  2 eps
• gission
  From a sketch's flatulence-networking system: every time Ashton has a gaseous submission, 'or gission as we call it', it is broadcast to…
  1 ep
• got to barf to get to the garf
  A mantra proposed for Andy's childhood drives to the beach, where he threw up every time; a laugh line that was kept in as it happened…
  1 ep
• grease a palm
  Slipping someone cash under the table. The Lonely Island love the phrase, though it's older than them and nobody at SNL has actually done…
  5 eps
• gronk
  A term one of the hosts' friends uses, described as sounding like something from the podcast. It came up when discussing Samara's…
  1 ep
• gulp
  Andy Samberg's promised stunt for fans who stream Digman on Netflix and give it a thumbs-up: a sudden, wild act he'd perform in public.…
  11 eps
• gun holstered
  Said after a totally calm, agreeable remark, signaling no fight is coming. It's the opposite of 'shots fired.'
  3 eps
• half a dibble
  Supposedly three dibbles, a unit that's really a rung, so the math is shaky. Attributed to Akiva.
  1 ep
• half a peg
  Two decibels, a tiny measurement of loudness in the Lonely Island's quirky sound-scale vocabulary.
  1 ep
• harsh toke
  A cutting insult, especially one posted online, or the exclamation you shout back when someone lands a good burn.
  1 ep
• Haus out
  Acting like a Hauser, that is, being a hater of the show or just generally negative.
  1 ep
• Hauser
  Someone who hates the podcast or is hateful in general, named after the fake identity Douglas Quaid takes on in Total Recall.
  8 eps
• heartland of the pod
  A jokey name for the podcast's self-described flyover country identity, contrasting Keith and Jorma with coastal Hollywood elites like…
  1 ep
• heaven head
  A hairstyle with a part down the middle, which the speaker says is the hair of heaven in the movie. It came up when discussing a…
  1 ep
• hecka
  A casual, Bay Area way of saying 'very' or 'a whole lot,' as in 'hecka booby traps.' Also a cousin of 'helluv.'
  1 ep
• helluv
  The more formal-sounding sibling of 'hella,' another Bay Area way of saying 'very' or 'a ton.'
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• hit us in the tittus
  Chiming in with your take in the comments section, in the crude style the crew loves.
  25 eps
• honk
  A catch-all word borrowed from the song 'I Don't Give a Honk' on The Wack Album, meaning how much you care about something, usually very…
  3 eps
• horse mouth open sob
  Andy Samberg's trademark wide-open, distressed face of anguish, famously shown at the end of 'The Curse.' Shortened to 'HMOS.'
  1 ep
• I'm on a Boat
  A digital short that was a big hit, with the hosts noting its success and discussing how later work should not be expected to match it. It…
  2 eps
• impression parade
  A format where everyone in the cast gets to shine by doing impressions of different singers, with Seth explaining the name when discussing…
  1 ep
• in the stood
  A shortening of 'in the studio' that captions sometimes garble into 'in this dude' or 'in the stew.'
  1 ep
• iwantsomestronts
  A joke name for a Yelp-style review site for restaurants, proposed while the hosts discussed googling food, and a domain they joked about…
  1 ep
• ja bless
  An enthusiastic stamp of approval, a way of saying something is great.
  1 ep
• jav
  Coffee, a playful spin on 'java.' Related: on the jav, off the jav, pugging jav.
  5 eps
• jawb
  Short for 'Jeremy Allen White Body,' the kind of physique Jorma Taccone had before he fell off a ladder. As in, 'Jorm got that jawb.'
  7 eps
• jock the mouse
  Sucking up to Mickey Mouse or Disney in a fawning way, like 'Andy's always jocking the mouse.'
  1 ep
• Jorm from Concentrate
  A nickname for a replacement for Jorm, described as a more condensed or muscular version. It came up when discussing Asa being in New York…
  1 ep
• jorm the Mini
  Taking more than two minutes to finish the NYT Mini crossword, a slow-solving embarrassment.
  1 ep
• Jorm Thorns
  The podcast segment where Jorma Taccone vents his gripes. Akiva has his own version, Kiv's Peeves.
  19 eps
• Jormquid
  Jonah Hill's riff on Jorma's Zoom name, which showed a q where the a should be ('Jormq'), crossed with Quaid.
  1 ep
• ka‑blamo
  Slang for 'awesome,' coined by The Lonely Island in their 2001 pre-SNL song 'Ka-Blamo!', which defines the word. The opposite is 'not…
  6 eps
• Keith special
  A sketch the speaker wrote alone and then roped Jost into doing with him, shot on a Tuesday to avoid affecting the rest of the show. It…
  1 ep
• kick us in the dickus
  A cruder swap for 'hit us in the tittus,' used when someone wants to register disagreement or disapproval.
  1 ep
• Kim's Video
  A second-tier ranking for Digital Shorts that aren't Criterion-level but still merit a closer look. Named after a legendary, now-closed…
  14 eps
• Kiv’s Peeves
  A Seth Meyers Podcast segment where Akiva Schaffer vents his complaints. See also: Jorm Thorns.
  9 eps
• knockoff
  Refers to a copy or imitation of something, like Transformers as a famous ripoff of Gobots. It came up when the hosts discussed the…
  1 ep
• Kuato
  The mutant baby stuck to a man's stomach in the 1990 movie Total Recall. Andy Samberg played a Kuato in two SNL sketches.
  15 eps
• later, Quaids
  The podcast's official sign-off, a farewell that Arnold Schwarzenegger himself recorded at Seth Meyers' request.
  48 eps
• Lorne thorn
  A complaint from Lorne Michaels, the SNL boss, the grown-up version of a Jorm Thorn.
  4 eps
• mac and cheese
  The correct comeback for Jack Quaid, aka Quaido, when a fan shouts 'Quaid Army' at him.
  7 eps
• me likey dat
  Jorma's catchphrase of approval, often shortened to MLD. Its opposite is 'no likey dat.'
  3 eps
• me toil part time at ja
  A goofy way of saying you work somewhere, borrowed from a lyric in the Digital Short 'Ras Trent.'
  5 eps
• mems
  A cool, abbreviated way of saying 'memories,' as in 'your mems are faulty.'
  1 ep
• Mickey Ficky
  A substitution used for 'motherfucker' during a performance on the Tonight Show, done so the bad words were removed. It came up when…
  1 ep
• mind squad
  A team of creative collaborators, as in the group around Andy Samberg.
  1 ep
• MLD
  Shorthand for 'me likey dat,' Jorma's approval phrase.
  1 ep
• mole-eyed cherry
  Someone with terrible eyesight or taste, a twist on 'eagle-eared cherry' and Swedish singer Eagle-Eye Cherry.
  2 eps
• nick-dote
  A term for a fun anecdote or story, coined as a name for Seth's anecdotes after a comment about a standup scene in My Best Friend's…
  1 ep
• NLD
  Shorthand for 'no likey dat,' Jorma's disapproval phrase.
  1 ep
• no likey dat
  Jorma's catchphrase of disapproval, shortened to NLD. Its opposite is 'me likey dat.'
  1 ep
• not agonk
  What a goose says instead of 'not again,' but only a real goose, not Anthony Edwards' Goose from Top Gun.
  7 eps
• off the jav
  Taking a break from drinking coffee.
  1 ep
• on the jav
  Buzzed on coffee, wired and energized from a caffeine fix. Coined by the hosts' jargon; see also pugging jav.
  2 eps
• Party Andersons
  The Lonely Island's alter-ego band: Dennis, Philip and Arnold Anderson, three brothers from Florida in a Subaru Brat, an aggro party-rap…
  2 eps
• peg
  A unit of volume equal to four dibbles, or four decibels. See also half a dibble, half a peg, rung.
  1 ep
• pentafecta
  Winning five New York Times word games in one day under set conditions, in any order: Queen Bee in Spelling Bee, flawless Connections…
  6 eps
• Phantom of the Pod
  A nickname for Yorm, who repeatedly appeared on the Zoom call and then disappeared, joking that he might be a ghost or phantom.
  1 ep
• pre-quaming
  Watching the Digital Shorts ahead of listening to the podcast for context, a term a listener said they had been doing, with a joke about…
  1 ep
• pugging jav
  Gulping down lots of coffee. See also on the jav.
  2 eps
• pummel horse guy
  One of Liz Schaffer's 'types' (the bespectacled, skinny little white guy, filed with Edward Snowden), added from the Olympics pommel-horse…
  1 ep
• punt us in the cuntus
  Britain's version of 'hit us in the tittus,' a plea for listeners to chime in online. Used by or aimed at Quids, and 84% of polled Quaids…
  3 eps
• push in that labi
  A cheeky phrase the hosts won't explain on air. Originally from Episode 68; not for work or kids.
  1 ep
• quado
  Any episode where all four hosts, Meyers, Samberg, Schaffer, and Taccone, show up together.
  8 eps
• Quaid
  A fan of the podcast, named after Samberg's SNL 'Kuato' bit, which riffed on Schwarzenegger's Douglas Quaid from Total Recall.
  84 eps
• Quaid Army
  The name for the podcast's fans, and the phrase to shout at Seth Meyers or a Lonely Island member spotted in public. See also righteous…
  77 eps
• Quaid bump
  A jump in viewers after the show talks about something on the podcast. See also quump.
  14 eps
• Quaido
  Nickname for Jack Quaid, currently the only known 'double Quaid' since his surname is Quaid too.
  22 eps
• quaidorum
  A term for the podcast's group of four hosts, pronounced like a quorum. It came up when the hosts discussed how it should be spelled and…
  1 ep
• quaitience
  The wait Quaids must endure for a new episode, especially when it arrives late with no notice.
  4 eps
• Quanuck
  A Canadian Quaid, also called a Quehd. See also Quaid, Quid, Quiwi, Qunt.
  2 eps
• Quatto
  The Total Recall mutant (Kuato) Andy played in two SNL sketches, spelled the hosts' way; the source of Quaid, and a word the NYT Spelling…
  5 eps
• Queen Bee
  The top rank you can earn in the Spelling Bee game.
  48 eps
• Quehd
  A Canadian Quaid, also called a Quanuck. See also Quaid, Quid, Quiwi, Qunt.
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• quibbied
  To have reached Queen Bee in the NYT Spelling Bee: a listener suggested "I quibbied" as slang for "I queen bee'd", so at least something…
  3 eps
• quibi
  Short for Queen Bee, adopted after a fan suggested it. Not the defunct streaming service Quibi. Example: 'Did you quibi?'
  46 eps
• Quid
  A British Quaid. See also Quaid, Quehd, Quiwi, Qunt.
  9 eps
• Quiwi
  A New Zealand Quaid. See also Quaid, Quehd, Quid, Qunt.
  1 ep
• qulp
  A gulp administered by Andy Samberg to a fan who loved Digman on Netflix, or the act itself as received by that fan. See also gulp, street…
  2 eps
• qump
  Short for Quaid bump, meaning a rise in viewership from a podcast mention. Saying 'qump bump' is redundant. See also Quaid bump.
  16 eps
• Qunt
  An Australian Quaid. See also Quaid, Quid, Quehd, Quiwi.
  1 ep
• Quump Diddly
  A sing-song riff on quump ('Quump Digman, Quump Diddly, Quump Diddly Dump') while urging the Quaid Army to watch on Netflix.
  1 ep
• REKRAP
  A Spider-Man with teeth from the Spider-Man universe, a version of Parker backwards, that Seth and the others googled while discussing a…
  1 ep
• requndant
  A deliberate misspelling of 'redundant.'
  1 ep
• reverse tease
  A device of talking about the next short or episode to get listeners to stay tuned, as in 'stick around, we come back.' It came up when…
  1 ep
• Rick Diculous
  A fictional rapper character, "Rickdiculous," from a joke Yorm had told for many years in the monologue. It came up when discussing the…
  1 ep
• righteous kill
  The call-and-response code among Quaids, answering 'Quaid Army.' Schaffer tried to popularize 'righteous' as slang around the 2008 De…
  31 eps
• rung
  A unit equal to three decibels. See also dibble, half a dibble, half a peg, peg.
  1 ep
• science rap
  Jonah Hill's name for the specific kind of rap Throw It on the Ground mocks: fat beats, backpack rap.
  1 ep
• Second Chance Theater
  The podcast's running list of sketches that died at dress rehearsal and never aired but deserve another go; a good one 'should go top of…
  6 eps
• Sergio Criterion
  The mock-auteur name for Jorma as director, whose eyelines were 'all over the place' when he twinned an actor: 'as we've established,…
  1 ep
• Seth's away so the Alvins can play
  A listener description of an episode where Seth was absent and the Alvin hosts ran the show, which listeners enjoyed and which the hosts…
  1 ep
• Seth's Corner
  A podcast segment where Meyers discusses the bits he wrote for that week's SNL. Example: 'Wanna go to Seth's Corner?'
  27 eps
• Shit Can Alley
  The back left corner of the stage as seen from home base, where sketches are hard to see. It came up when discussing a sketch that was…
  2 eps
• shitbox
  A category for something that is worth having but not because it's good, used as a joking label. It came up when discussing where to…
  1 ep
• Shy Ronnie
  Andy's painfully shy rapper from the digital short with Rihanna, written and recorded in under an hour late on a Thursday after sitting…
  2 eps
• Smint
  A UK breath mint Andy Samberg's Kuato character asks for on SNL. Example: 'Any Quaids got a Smint?'
  9 eps
• snorm
  A snort Jorma Taccone lets out, usually while laughing.
  4 eps
• sports nut
  Someone who really, really likes sports.
  1 ep
• squeaky clean
  Earning Queen Bee in the NYT Spelling Bee with zero hints, counting both total words and total score. The criteria have shifted over time.…
  12 eps
• straunt
  Shorthand for 'restaurant.' See also iwantstraunts.com.
  5 eps
• street gulp
  Gulping someone out on the street. Example: 'I saw Samberg street gulping.' See also gulp, qulp.
  3 eps
• stronting
  A made-up word for restaurants or food spots, as in 'we'd be stronting it up.' It came up in a joke about googling restaurants on a road…
  1 ep
• Taccolo
  A rare solo project from Jorma Taccone, also called Solo Taccolo. Example: 'That sketch was a Taccolo.'
  8 eps
• Team Yorma
  A reference to being on the side of Yorma, said in the context of never having watched the original movie. It came up when discussing a…
  1 ep
• That'll move the chains
  A catchphrase said by a kid who won a contest to join an NFL broadcast booth, delivered during a sketch with sandberg, jost, and murray.…
  1 ep
• The Falconer
  A recurring sketch character, Ken Mortimer, an ad executive who moved into the forest and became known only as the Falconer, with a falcon…
  2 eps
• theater rakes
  The slope of a theater's floor, which affects how well an audience hears others laughing; a topic a listener demanded more discussion of.
  2 eps
• three Alvins
  Another nickname for The Lonely Island, since they are like Alvin and the Chipmunks but all Alvins. Meyers is the Dave. See also Dave, the…
  10 eps
• Threeodores
  'When the Dave's away, the Theodores will play': with Seth (Dave, to their Alvins) absent, the other three are the Theodores, from Alvin…
  1 ep
• turbo white
  A fan's pretty obvious description of Seth Meyers.
  3 eps
• turbot blanko
  Taccone's twist on 'turbo white,' printed on a t-shirt given to Seth Meyers.
  no timestamped mention yet
• Two Inches
  A sketch Mike Schwartz wrote with the speaker at the Groundlings, which was essentially the same as the close talkers sketch they did with…
  1 ep
• Viking Guy
  Andy's character in Natalie's Rap: the "second hand", the famed footnote-asterisk guy, remembered by the hosts as a character in his own…
  1 ep
• Weird Al Pacino
  Jorma's dad's nickname: his brother Asa described their father as a mix of Weird Al and Al Pacino, and Mari said "you mean Weird Al Pacino".
  1 ep
• What recession?
  A Stewie line from Family Guy, "what recession," that the hosts used and discussed as a bit about Stewie's voice and a shirt bought at…
  2 eps
• winter soldier
  The reason anyone feels sore or worn out: the night before, they supposedly ran high-stakes combat missions and had their memories wiped.…
  22 eps
• winter soldier activation word
  A word or phrase used to get the hosts' or Quaids' attention. The Bee is believed to use these. See also winter soldier.
  6 eps
• wrinkles
  The opposite of a press junket: making a casual appearance on The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast. Example: 'Does PTA want to do…
  5 eps
• Yorm
  Jorma, as the transcripts spell his nickname, and a verb: to yorm is to forget, as Seth did about his own wedding song ('you're so…
  3 eps
• Yorm cut
  A version of an episode's audio that listeners demanded be released, which the hosts say was disappointing and not enjoyable, comparable…
  1 ep
• Yorm's Corner
  Jorma's segment of the show, sung in by the others taking turns ("Yorm's Corner, you're all invited"); done with a sent-in recording when…
  1 ep